I think the ones who dont show after calling you to say they are here and for your door number were never actually there in the first place. They are sitting in their office or lounge or hiding in the bog at work just playing silly buggers. Some people get a kick out of the thought that they have a booking with an (ooo its just soooo naughty) escort and others are just twonks. I challenged one the other day as you can tell when someone is driving and speaking on a hands free and he was late and apparently driving. He just kind of went into an automatic robot voice repeating the same thing over and over again then a couple of people started talking beside him and he drew in his breath fast and hung up?a twonker x