Last Year I toured non stop and I had 3 of those before I hadnt had any in years so it took me back abit 1.  came in refused to leave kept asking if he could pay me with crisps and a kitkat 

My friend had some fool last week it was a outcall she arrived he took her into a room where he had loads of money all over the bed she asked for a feee many times he kept changing subject she said its beem 20 mins I need my fee and he goes well do a dance get naked and Ill chuck  this money at you she left she feels the time wasters are getting more  creative.

  crisp & a kit kat jesus that takes the biscuit (sorry couldn't resist that) what a total clown.

I'd have dived on the bed, stuffed the cash down my bra/knickers & probably would have then left if he was being a complete dick. Performing chimp comes to mind. He should have just gone to a lap-dancing club...weirdo.

Maybe start taking pics of them on the phone & pass it to other escort friends in the area.

Yes iv had this too. Unfortunately for them I told them as they had booked in and taken one of my appointments they would be charged a late cancellation. Which is 50 pounds. They can either stay or go either way I want paying something for the time they wasted. Sometimes it works sometimes they get arsey and say no but it makes them less cocky about coming into my place calling the shots. Pricks