I thought it was obvious, to attract the punters, tell them what they want to hear. Not that my profile says anything like that though it’s not my style

They are always using the booking system and possibly offering discounts for good feedback. I don't do either, but back when I did I had feedbacks that made me wonder if they'd been in the same room as me

The rest is just (very badly spelt) marketing fluff - anybody can make wild claims about things that are completely subjective, because nobody can prove them to be wrong. As for 'openminded', unfortunately this just attracts boundary pushers who see it as a green light to push for service you don't offer, in my experience at least. I had it in my ads many years ago and found exactly the same thing.

They are always using the booking system and possibly offering discounts for good feedback. I don't do either, but back when I did I had feedbacks that made me wonder if they'd been in the same room as me

The rest is just (very badly spelt) marketing fluff - anybody can make wild claims about things that are completely subjective, because nobody can prove them to be wrong. As for 'openminded', unfortunately this just attracts boundary pushers who see it as a green light to push for service you don't offer, in my experience at least. I had it in my ads many years ago and found exactly the same thing.

Hahahah, Amy you are the best!
Actually those girls have only 5star reviews and very oh, ah general euphoria without the details so I also suppose they are from agency even tho they claim not
but each time I look at this kinda ad I FOMO what I could do better
 with this kinda heavy promises also high expectations comes so I really wouldn't like to be in their position unless I am hypnotiser or sth

Perhaps they are very good at what they do and are offering a very good service and getting the feedback that they deserve genuinely and honestly?

I’ve never offered a discount for feedback and not in all the years had a negative, I always use the booking facility for new clients.

I would hope that I ensure that they forget the outside problems whilst with me otherwise bloody hell I must be naff. That or their outside problems are very big in which case I doubt that they would be with me.

The statements that you have quoted don’t seem outrageous. It’s just advertisement. Watch a few ads on TV, it’s kind of how it works.

I never bother to look at anybody else’s ads. 

I always like a nosey to see the competition, but compared to most in the area we are poles apart, me being old and fat the others young and svelte lol

The statements that you have quoted don’t seem outrageous. It’s just advertisement. Watch a few ads on TV, it’s kind of how it works.

Exactly. Writing about how mediocre your blow jobs are and how you'll do role play but you're pretty shit at it and would rather not, or how you're actually nothing like the pictures because they were taken in 2007 isn't really going to bring them beating a path to your door

Seems I am bad at marketing. And not so great escort since satisfying everyone is impossible for me.
Well, I guess I can live with that. At least I got some perspective.

Nobody can satisfy absolutely everyone - all our clients are individuals and even if we have regulars who come time and again, sometimes they won't enjoy the service as much as others.

In sex work it's easy to make outrageous claims on your advertising like "best service guaranteed" because it's not like they're going to leave you a crappy google review! The AW feedback system rarely reflects reality and I think most sensible clients know this.

If you get repeat clients then you are giving a good service in their eyes. If they choose not to come back then that's okay! They can find someone they like more. I am a chatty fucker and I've had regulars saying they love coming to me so we can have a talk as well as the service. But I've had comments from other guys that I'm too talkative, so they don't book again. That's okay! They will be better off booking someone who prefers not to chat much.

Maria do you want help with writing your advert/profile? As a brief tip I would say keep your profile focused on positive statements. Like "I love to provide a sensual girlfriend experience" rather than "NO PORN STAR SHIT". Or "My sexual health is very important to me so condoms are essential" instead of "BAREBACK REQUESTS WILL BE BLOCKED".

And rather than making silly claims like "I am the best in town" you could say things like "My clients have described my service as passionate, energetic, relaxing, refreshing" etc etc - real things people have actually said.