Well it looks like I'll have to start practicing then! lol
I am a very happy giver not receiver lol
I'm the same, well worse really.
As I've got a real-life friggin' penis attached to my body!
I don't really like the reminders, such as people actual wanting to suck / play with it or anything.
{Oh the irony, great.....}
I go to a "happy place" in my mind, which is anywhere that doesn't remind me of willies!
But I do make a lot of fake / enthusiastic noises
while at the same time praying I don't loose my stiffy
as that does tend to give the game away.