Author Topic: To Fake or not to fake...that is the question! (Read 5738 times)

Friday · « **on:** 07 September 2011, 09:25:48 pm »

Ok ladies here it is.. I do not like oral in general and I really dislike it with clients, something about a strangers head down there freaks me out!! Guys, for what reason escapes me, love giving it. A few claim it's because they love to pleasure the woman though little seem interested really in what pleases here?

I had a lovely client recently who without discussion went straight into oral and I went straight into "close my eyes so they don't see me staring into the distance and smile but not too much so I look like I'm happy..." routine. I do feel a tad guilty and that I should be delivering the service of.."didn't you do a good job have a gold star"

I've never faked an orgasm ever. Faking the odd moan during sex is easy but to just lie there and fake an orgasm! hmm $:-\$

I have thought about just removing the option altogether but times are tough and boys like it so much!

But do I? Don't I? Should I?

_{[Edited to fix the title. Sorry but it meant something else and it was bothering me! - Anika]}

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 September 2011, 09:53:54 pm »

Quote from: Friday on 07 September 2011, 09:25:48 pm

Ok ladies here it is.. I do not like oral in general and I really dislike it with clients, something about a strangers head down there freaks me out!! Guys, for what reason escapes me, love giving it. A few claim it's because they love to pleasure the woman though little seem interested really in what pleases here?

I had a lovely client recently who without discussion went straight into oral and I went straight into "close my eyes so they don't see me staring into the distance and smile but not too much so I look like I'm happy..." routine. I do feel a tad guilty and that I should be delivering the service of.."didn't you do a good job have a gold star"

I've never faked an orgasm ever. Faking the odd moan during sex is easy but to just lie there and fake an orgasm! hmm $:-\$

I have thought about just removing the option altogether but times are tough and boys like it so much!

But do I? Don't I? Should I?

Keep the option and fake it, but don't go OTT. The clients who have given me oral have all thought I orgasmed (ie: "ooh you enjoyed THAT didn't you, I could tell!") when all I was doing was "ooh, ahhh, AHH, MMMM!" which in my private/personal life means I'm just about starting to relax and enjoy it!!

So just be a little more vocal, but don't say/do anything that FEELS fake to you, ie no "yes yes YES" like on porn films, just be yourself with an extra FLOURISH, if that makes sense?

And you could also say that receiving it makes you cum really quickly, so that could be a good way to excuse yourself from too much/to long/too early...

Simone · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 September 2011, 10:06:03 pm »

This topic has made me lol because it isn't long since I was chatting with my escort pals about how off putting it is when you look down and see an unfamiliar, balding head between your thighs

But seriously, Lot's of guys like to give oral and if it means I have to spend less time breaking my jaw sucking willie then I'm happy to oblige.

Like Cat said, don't go down the OTT porn routine or they might get suspicious. Lot's of moans and ummms, building up more towards the 'ending' is usually the way to go. The when you've decided you are going to 'cum' grind your bits into their face and tremble your thighs and belly. They honestly can't tell the difference. Then lie back as if you are exhausted and transported on a plane of sexual ecstasy.

I couldn't get through this job without faking, men are paying to see us have orgasms! If those orgasms aren't the real deal then that's on a need to know basis

Friday · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 September 2011, 10:17:06 pm »

Well it looks like I'll have to start practicing then! lol

I am a very happy giver not receiver lol $:-\$

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 September 2011, 10:21:40 pm »

Quote from: Friday on 07 September 2011, 10:17:06 pm

Well it looks like I'll have to start practicing then! lol

I am a very happy giver not receiver lol $:-\$

Definitely a "lay back and think of England" (or Scotland

) activity!

Simone · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 September 2011, 10:46:59 pm »

Just remember not to look down Friday, the sight of two eyes eagerly peering up at you can fair put a girl off her stride

Not as bad as when they reach up and start twiddling with your nipples to add to your 'enjoyment' though. I always want to ask them which radio station they are trying to pick up.

I am a bad prossie, I will go to hell <<shuffles off in shame>>

1Lilly1 · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 September 2011, 10:52:09 pm »

Quote from: Simone on 07 September 2011, 10:46:59 pm

Just remember not to look down Friday, the sight of two eyes eagerly peering up at you can fair put a girl off her stride

Not as bad as when they reach up and start twiddling with your nipples to add to your 'enjoyment' though. I always want to ask them which radio station they are trying to pick up.

I am a bad prossie, I will go to hell <<shuffles off in shame>>

Hahaha! What is it with the nipple twiddling?!?!

One guy who came to see me was so insistent that he go down on me and I orgasm (he told me this as soon as he entered the room) that I told him I'm on medicine and can't come when I take them. I was stunned he believed me! When he came back again he asked me if I was still taking my medicine and, of course, I still was... I will be indefinitely

Otherwise, I give them 5 minutes down there and then sit up saying something like 'that was great' and then get on with it.

I'm a terrible faker so I try not to do it and just fake moans of pleasure... but sometimes I do fake it just to get it over with.

naughtyjas · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 September 2011, 11:28:05 pm »

Fake it. And don't look at them while they are down there, then you can imagine it's whoever you really do want to receive oral from

Jas x

AngelEyes · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 September 2011, 11:35:20 pm »

@Simone....... psmwl at the nipple comment. I agree , just fake it to make it he he. Lie back and think of something else. You know Ive' been know to be lying there thinking of .....um shopping lists and the likes. It's never been noticed. Sometimes in this job good actink skills are a must and ability to compartmentalise a bonus

Friday · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 September 2011, 11:39:06 pm »

Thanks for all your comments ladies..

Actually Ive never had a nipple twister..though they wouldn't dare i have mine pierced, not something I would recommend as I am now way over protective of them being touched by strangers lol

I do get the ones than slip in a singular digit and just leave it sitting there..

Anika Mae · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 September 2011, 12:09:11 am »

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 07 September 2011, 09:53:54 pm

And you could also say that receiving it makes you cum really quickly, so that could be a good way to excuse yourself from too much/to long/too early...

God I'm stupid. I don't fake orgasms unless they basically ask me to (and yes they do tend to assume I'm coming anyway, though to be fair I'm generally quite vocal) so it didn't occur to me that if someone was dead set on licking me to orgasm I could just come in three minutes and then have an over-sensitive clit for the next hour.

Quote from: Friday on 07 September 2011, 11:39:06 pm

I do get the ones than slip in a singular digit and just leave it sitting there..

Ok... that one actually works for me if I'm getting something from the external stimulation. Something internal can be nice, but clitoral and vaginal stimulation are both intense things for me and I don't want much of both at once. An unmoving finger does plenty as my muscles are regularly contracting.

So, if you're faking while someone has a body part inside you make sure you squeeze. It could be what he's looking for, and if not it'll impress him. I get quite a lot of comments on my muscle contractions and lucky me, I'm usually not faking, but the boys don't seem to realise that we can do it voluntarily. Even when they're not in a position to feel it it's a pretty good way to get your moans and shudders right.

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 September 2011, 01:00:26 am »

Quote from: Anika Mae on 08 September 2011, 12:09:11 am

So, if you're faking while someone has a body part inside you make sure you squeeze. It could be what he's looking for, and if not it'll impress him. I get quite a lot of comments on my muscle contractions and lucky me, I'm usually not faking, but the boys don't seem to realise that we can do it voluntarily. Even when they're not in a position to feel it it's a pretty good way to get your moans and shudders right.

Oh yes, good call! *makes notes*

tastylass · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 September 2011, 10:22:54 am »

Quote from: 1Lilly1 on 07 September 2011, 10:52:09 pm

Hahaha! What is it with the nipple twiddling?!?!

I must be weird (some surprise). Having my nipples played with roughly during oral works well for me - not quite twiddling, but a sort of squeezy-twisty motion.

Quote from: 1Lilly1 on 07 September 2011, 10:52:09 pm

that I told him I'm on medicine and can't come when I take them. I was stunned he believed me!

When I was on Seroxat (an SSRI antidepressant, like Prozac) I couldn't come for toffee.

Dexi Delite · « **Reply #13 on:** 08 September 2011, 11:27:37 am »

I'm always very vocal (both in private and work), and find if I have to be quiet for whatever reason, I don't enjoy the experience as much. I'm also very sensative down there, so it doesn't take much to make me cum. I have on occasion faked it, but because I'm so loud I do wonder if the guys in question have thought I was over acting. lol

River · « **Reply #14 on:** 08 September 2011, 11:46:08 am »

Quote from: Friday on 07 September 2011, 10:17:06 pm

Well it looks like I'll have to start practicing then! lol

I am a very happy giver not receiver lol $:-\$

I'm the same, well worse really.
As I've got a real-life friggin' penis attached to my body!
I don't really like the reminders, such as people actual wanting to suck / play with it or anything.
{Oh the irony, great.....}

I go to a "happy place" in my mind, which is anywhere that doesn't remind me of willies!
But I do make a lot of fake / enthusiastic noises
while at the same time praying I don't loose my stiffy
as that does tend to give the game away.

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