I had the BEST one yesterday.
Apparently I had a runner/look-see a couple of years ago. He has now emailed me to say how sorry he is and wants to apologise. Now has his life sorted, and guess what, is now a male escort - LOL. Would like to meet up as "it has been a hard couple of years and needs a cuddle".
As I was bored I played along and asked him about his business and how he gets it. Get ready to ROFL.
"I don't have a website, I do it by word of mouth, as I started by talking to the concierges of the top West End hotels and it grew from there".
"They [concierges] just know to call me if guest is interested in hiring a male escort for the evening". Just imagine it, you ring from your room and say I would like some "ROOM SERVICE" nudge nudge, wink wink.
"I charge ?150 an hour and get about 4 jobs a week. The average age of woman is 38-45"
Ladies I suggest we have all been missing a trick. Far from worrying about access to hotels undetected, we should just walk up to the reception and ask the concierge if they have any lonely punters registered. Ha Ha Ha Ha ha.
He says he wants me to end sexy pics and to meet him on Friday but - its a bargain - he won't charge me. I can hardly wait. Anyone want to see the message and his pic please PM - ha ha. Or maybe you want me to arrange room service.