Hi everyone,

I'm currently a student -been escorting with agencies for almost a year now -mainly when I'm down for the summer as I go to uni elsewhere. The problem is I'm still living at home and I think my family is beginning to become suspicious of how:

a) I always have cash on me (buying a lot of material things)

I don't know if you have a car or not, but hide your things in the trunk until your parents aren't looking. If you don't have a car, that's a toughy.

b) the fact that I can start getting made up late into the night  to go to a "friends" (I couldn't think of a job that would be viable to work for such a short length of time). I must admit I'm not the best liar!

Can you REALLY go to a friends house, preferably one that has her own place, and get ready for your dates?  if not, rent a room. It should be worth it considering. Find some events that happen pretty late, or say that some friends are having get togethers, or you're trying to impress a particular guy.

What should i do?? I've thought about moving out but it would be more hassle than its worth -considering the expenses and the fact that I only live at home during the holidays. 
Is there a 'job' I can say I do to cover late outcalls? Should I carry on doing outcalls? Maybe just not ones after 8pm? Also I know a girl who rents a room by the hour -I was thinking of just doing incalls there during the day (so I could say I was working during the day), however I hardly know her, so it wouldn't really be possible to stay all day in her flat :s

Any advice would be MUCH appreciated!  xx

Think about your current business: if you're availability late night makes you the most money I say do what you can to keep doing outcalls. If you are busiest during the day, I say cut off the calls to where your last calls end at 8 or 9. Then, you can say you went to dinner with friends. Test it out and change your availability to daytime, and try to be home to have dinner with your folks. You definitely need a schedule.

Best of luck!

PHEW!! Glad it's not just me.

I live at home and do this. Basically I pretended that I had a boyfriend so was 'staying over at his' (get a male friend to come round and act coupley).
I also say I do Ann Summers hen parties (explains the dressing up, and possibly accessories in room) which can stay until quite late. Maybe just say you do travelling beauty treatments to stressed-out women.
Or say you are a covering night time receptionist at a hotel. I also used to do club promoting, where you get paid for every person on your guestlist, you go collect the money at the end of the night and check everyone had a good time- that one works pretty well.

I really hope that helps. Make sure you research your 'field of expertise' so you can answer with confidence if your parents ask. Also say a friend bought you a scratchcard for your birthday which had a grand on it and buy your parents a present as 'celebration', and pretend that they have to keep it a secret etc.

I also say I have late night chocolate cravings and have to go to 24 hour tescos/take the dog for a walk. Whatever you can get away with.

If you need more detailed advice and cover ups, just PM me. If you live in London, I can come round and pretend to be your new best friend hehe.

xxx

Quote from: xw5 on 19 July 2010, 10:31:38 pm

Which big city are you in / near? In London, there are clubs (especially on the gay scene) that don't start until 4 or 5 am. You're going clubbing...

Ms. Thiing! (not meaning that derogatory...)

Ok, if clubs in London start at 4 or 5...I have been morbidly wasting my time in the states because in the BEST cities, the clubs close at 4 or 5 and thats only in Miami and I think New York.

There are gay clubs in London that don't close all weekend....not that I am trying to tempt you or anything.

main thing is if your going to lie keep it bloody simple  when you complicate things thats when you fuck up
so keep it simple and believable   dont be paronoid   i would avoid saying that you do  anything that  to do with the sex industry  lap dancing domination hostess clubs even massage ect your parents would think the worse anyway so keep it simple

doing the touting on the sts for clubs is pretty good  ie delivring leaflets -  that you dont work for a fixed place and its only casual /agency work  -   trying to get punters into bars resturants you could tell your parents that you are doing this and you get i dont know 50 a night plu a perecentage of how many people you bring in  but you have to look like eye candy ect also this sort of stuff  is only evening and

if you want to be real  undercover hooker this is what i would do  i would get  a few leaflets printted for club promoting  saying  earn up to 100 pounds a night  ect picture of a glamours girl on the picture enticiny you into a resturant /bar   (this will only cost of few quid you can do it  on snazzel.co.uk  up ect put a mobile number on it of a sim card that you own  -  record a message on the sim card of the mobile number  - Saying this is  bbblah   promotion agency im away at the moment please leave a message  or better still  take the voice mail off and let the phone ring ) you could get a friend to leave a message

then leave the leaflets lying around the house for your parents to see the believeable job   
 you could go as far as picking a name of a club /bar thats similar to a few in your town  or just say that you pick up the leaflets and you are told on the night which ones your promoting ect           

is there a gym nearby where you can go and get ready  (dont laugh ) you can say your off to the gym and then going to mates  you can shower get made up  some gyms have lockers you can rent for a month or so 
if not go to one of big yellow storage places and rent a small space for around 30 a month anything you buy you can hide there ect you generally have 24 hour access to these places as well so your parents wont know you have bought stuff   

other things are to put a pin on your work and personal mobile phones so that know one can ulock them  parents are prettty techie today  as well   

lol i think i watch to many real crime stories and csi miami  i get some really weird ideas from stuff like that but honestly keep your lies simple and you wont fuck up if you keep it close to the truth then lying will be easy and come naturally notthat im telling you to be a liar but in this job it a very usefull habit to aquire sometime
   
once you have satifised your parents need for knowing what you are doing they will ease off but as a mother and a daughter  your parents know you better than you know yourself so they will know when you are lying   ::)thats a given fact  lol

 when trying to avoid telling the truth  wear  sunglassess or dark glasses on so that yours eyes cant be seen  and  i always wear a ipod and headphone no matter where i am    ( i dont have em turnt on but its amazing what you hear when people think you cant hear what they are saying ) plus you can pretend you cant hear people as well 
 

 

Wow thanks girls I couldn't have thought of most of those things without you And ParisB you should be a secret agent! xx