Squirting thread

[SW]

It could definitely have something to do with dehydration. I have a wierd thing where I never feel thirsty so have to remind myself to drink, that plus also being a squirter can make me really dehydrated. This can make me quite poorly including bladder infections which have led to kidney infections.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets fed up with the mess, if you want to have a spontaneous quicky somewhere without towels it becomes a bit of a problem.

Plus where do you girls find the matress protecter sheets, waterproof sheets? I've looked but have never found any.

[Mellow]

hey I definately have that weird thing sometimes too where I don't feel thirsty especially, oddly when I'm really dehydrated.

I can't believe how this idiot doctor couldn't link dehydration with uti symptoms.

Most bedding departments in department stores sell waterproof matress protectors, sometimes also those pound/cheap shops do too.

[Cherry-D]

Ive only ever squirted twice! once when i was 22 (and the guy i was shagging thought id pissed the bed! nice!) and once a few months back with a client!
dunno what he did but his face emerged (ahem) it looked like someone had thrown a bucket of water over him! drenched the poor little bloke!

i did a blog on AW asking for tips on how to squirt and got loads of replies mailnly from women tho! still havent been able to do it myself

[Sahrbear]

If a guy licks me and puts his fingers in side and curls them, as if doing a "come here" finger movement, then it can happen. But its hard to "offer" it as a service because for me at least it's all about his technique, i cannot make myself do it.

x

[MISS RUBY]

many years ago it happened by accident i was using a very powerful vibrator I thought id wet myself i realised it was squirting ! never been able to do it since ...

[Mellow]

I've come to realise that its incredibly rare to have the ability to 'squirt by demand' like I do.  Many ladies have the ability to squirt, but never know if/when they will be able to - thats very common.  There is no way of teaching this or techniques guaranteed to 'make you squirt'.  Its a very individual thing.

I found out I could squirt via self-discovery, and it so happened I didn't have sex for a long time after this.  I think this helped, I found out myself what massively turned me on and as a result it became very prolific.  I had no idea if it would translate into escorting, but luckily for me it did.

But being such a prolific squirter brings with it obvious health implications, which I'd never even thought about before escorting.  And also I have to limit myself with the amount of bookings I take, otherwise one of two things would happen - it would just 'stop' or I would end up on a drip.

[Lost in Translation]

Squirting really is dehydrating. and the bitch is when I stay at hotels etc for a holiday. I did get wee pads for a while for this because it's such a big mess and not wanting to have it for the hotel staff...

[Mellow]

Ok really worried now.........

Thought the UTI had cleared up, back to work yday. (Tho I felt it was abstinance rather than the antibiotics that had helped).

First gent lovely easy appointment, second was a repeat booking, involving half an hour of shagging......I could feel it was doing me no good, but right at the end was when I felt awful, as to help him come I was having to squirt (had been trying to minimise it).

It just didnt feel right; straight after I knew I was going to have problems (felt awful, headachy plus discomfort downunder).  So went out to get some sodium citrate powders and basically pretty much collapsed in bed since then.

Even with the powders I'm getting pain on urination, I feel naseous, no appetite, exhausted and hot/cold, together with discomfort in abdomen and back.

Now I feel I mustve started back too soon and I'm meant to be going on tour next week..........I'm at my wits end as my doctor was so useless and I'm desparate to get some medical advice on this.  Absolutely terrified myself looking online at my symptoms.

Had to turn down another lovely old gent, a regular today and I felt really bad about it

[LouLou37]

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[femmesilver]

I have to be quite aroused, and then my partner fingerbangs me hard, aiming at the gspot. Its a pushing out motion. At first I was afraid I would pee, but its a totally different thing. Smells like popcorn, LOL. I don't orgasm from it, it just feels like a release. I soaked half a queen sized bed in a hotel room once. 

[Mellow]

Could you go to an out of hours clinic?

The hot/cold and feeling really grotty and abdo/back pain sounds like a kidney infection.

If you go there you can get your temp etc checked (too high usually adds to the kidney infection diagnosis).

If they feel you need kept in overnight then even better (or not really but you know what I mean) because the next day you should get an abdo/kidney ultrasound to rule out anything else which you'd wait months for on an outpatient basis.

Some people are prone to getting UTI and they can go up to the kidneys shocking quickly if you are prone already.

That's why I stopped full service.

x x x x hugs x x x x

Still feel very grotty today, the symtoms have not much eased, but the OofH service here is pretty appalling, I went there last time with exactly the same problems and they were shockingly cavalier.  So I'll try and hold on now till tommorrow and go to my GUM clinic.

Unless things deteriorate I guess.

Thanks for your support x

[Mellow]

Ok so back from the GUM clinic armed with 7 days worth of a different antibiotic (can't wait) and awaiting urine tests (lovely) and a referral in hand to a urogynaecologist (but guess what I have to go private, worth it IMO).

Then I realise that what with feeling so grim this weekend I've forgotten to cancel the hotel for the first leg of my tour.  When do I realise this.........oh around 7 minutes AFTER I could've cancelled for free.  Its bad enough having to delay it by nearly a week without already suffering a loss in 'earnings' .........aaagh!

Sorry wee rant there, bad enough not being able to work for nearly another week (at least).

Have belatedly realised it may have been better to start a new thread in Bilge&Bilge when it became about my squirting woes rather than squirting in general, as it doesn't exactly make cheerful reading!

[Roxychu]

This isn't specifically for escorting that I want to learn but I thought you guys would be great for some accurate advice.

I read in a fairly reliable article (can't find it now I want it, typical!) that to learn to squirt the easiest way since it uses similar muscles to the bladder, is to pee during an orgasm (obviously you practice that somewhere appropriate and water proof) and then the step after would be to use the same muscles during orgasm to push out with an empty bladder and hopefully you'll squirt.

Thing is I tried and I can't pee when orgasming at all, it takes me a few mins to even go the loo after an orgasm, so is there any hope for me learning to squirt? It's not really for anyone else's amusement I'm just quite in the mood lately and I want to see what my body can do.

[xw5]

Well, there are at least three people here who do at least some times and they will doubtless be along with some tips.

AIUI, the basic things to do are to pee before trying; go for some serious clitoral / G-spot stimulation; when it feels like you need to pee, let it go; say 'Oops, I should have put some towels on the bed!' :-)

Not everyone can do it - my first long time female partner started doing it while we were together, another would squirt if looked at the right way, but my primary partner has never done it, despite various attempts with various people over the years.

[dee_licious]

I tried for ages to learn to squirt and when took the pressure off myself to do it I found I could. Not every woman can squirt but it is easy enough once you are relaxed and not just focused on it. Generally when you are having a clitoral or a gspot orgasm there comes a stage for most where theres a sudden intense urge to pee and at that most stop. If can push on most do tend to squirt. It will be easier to tell difference as is a clearish fluid thats thicker then pee. Once you become accustomed to this it should over time become easier. Hope this helps you a bit