I'll apologise now if anyone has to deal with a Scouse dickhead...
He'd called me before, mentioning his big dick, and of course never confirmed. Rang me again recently as if we'd never spoken before, after initial queries, "So, do you like a big dick then?" Non-committal noise from me. Bit more chit-chat. "You like big dicks then?" Me: "You've already asked me that."
I probably shouldn't have, but then told him that we viewed anyone who mentioned their dick size as a TW. He sounded a little offended, but strung out the pretence a bit longer then said he would call back to confirm a time.
I'm still waiting!