I have been fairly lucky on the odour side of things. A part from the slight smell of gingivitis and some mild sweaty armpits in summer. However, there is something I have noticed amongst clients of a certain age bracket(50 to 65). I don't know if it is just from my experience but I have noticed guys who have a shower once at mine but still stink? It's like they don't think about their pits or arse. They probably just focus on their knobs! So you are like doing sixty nine and wondering why this guy who just showered smells a a bit of poo down there. Also they put their arm around you and your shoulder or hair stinks of BO.  They had a shower! I heard and saw them do it! But it's strange that they don't wash certain areas very well! Anyone else had this?

All the time! It's like they wash one thing and then not another, or they wash their hair and then have a smelly pinky, or they get in the shower don't wash their asscrack and it stinks. I don't physically understand how they can miss vital things like body parts when using shower products. I spent quite a lot on bath products from the white company and you would be surprised how many guys are reluctant to use them. I have even has someone tell me he will wash when he is dirty. HE WAS FILTHY. Hygiene is a very big part of this. And there's no excuse.

Yesterday I had a client for a 15 minute booking which I don't normally do but as he only wanted oral and I charged what would have worked out a better rate for two half an hours and it was a quick duo I didn't mind so much. He stank of fish, his breath smelled like he had been chewing on faeces. And I literally couldn't cope. The only option was to completely turn away from him and twerk while handjobbing my way through it. HORRIFIC.

I am always fresh out of th shower and the fact that they deem it unacceptable to have bad hygiene.

This week I caught a glimpse of a client's "shower strategy" and now I know how they do it.
Yes, some of them can stay in shower for a long time and still they can PHYSICALLY avoid getting wet and clean.

So the gent in question called me into the bathroom. He didn't pull the shower curtain so I saw it all.

See how the shower is (in most flats/hotels) fixed on the wall, right? Basically, he was standing there facing the shower. His legs spread wide and his cock under water. A bit of like they stand when they pee.  He directed the water jet directly on his cock and he was fumbling with it, using the soap (of course!) but avoiding his torso getting wet. So no shower for his armpits, no shower for his arse either as he did not fucking turn! Just a cock shower.
And the way water was falling on him, his balls stayed safe from getting clean as well.

He was even making those funny movements like when they finish their pee and then they shake it off.

ONCE YOU SEE IT TRUST ME YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT!!!

You should be. There's nothing wrong in expecting ALL of your clients to shower. Full stop.
I've had it as a rule for a long time that I "offer" a shower to my clients. A few months ago I've started to even make it more strict. Clients inquiring about OWO get told  on the phone that I provide OWO only if they shower and if they can pull back the foreskin. The moment they say "but I showered this morning" I say no, sorry, bye.

If i shower just for them then for fucks sake so can they. I never had a shitty arse client thank god and somehow managed to be brave enough to put condoms on cheesy cocks when I was a newbie. Now I'm like "if you want to touch me then shower first. Or fuck off."

You are my hero. The I had a shower This morning comments always makes me really mad! Xxx

This week I caught a glimpse of a client's "shower strategy" and now I know how they do it.
Yes, some of them can stay in shower for a long time and still they can PHYSICALLY avoid getting wet and clean.

So the gent in question called me into the bathroom. He didn't pull the shower curtain so I saw it all.

See how the shower is (in most flats/hotels) fixed on the wall, right? Basically, he was standing there facing the shower. His legs spread wide and his cock under water. A bit of like they stand when they pee.  He directed the water jet directly on his cock and he was fumbling with it, using the soap (of course!) but avoiding his torso getting wet. So no shower for his armpits, no shower for his arse either as he did not fucking turn! Just a cock shower.
And the way water was falling on him, his balls stayed safe from getting clean as well.

He was even making those funny movements like when they finish their pee and then they shake it off.

ONCE YOU SEE IT TRUST ME YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT!!!

Oh my lord this is eye opening.

This week I caught a glimpse of a client's "shower strategy" and now I know how they do it.
Yes, some of them can stay in shower for a long time and still they can PHYSICALLY avoid getting wet and clean.

So the gent in question called me into the bathroom. He didn't pull the shower curtain so I saw it all.

See how the shower is (in most flats/hotels) fixed on the wall, right? Basically, he was standing there facing the shower. His legs spread wide and his cock under water. A bit of like they stand when they pee.  He directed the water jet directly on his cock and he was fumbling with it, using the soap (of course!) but avoiding his torso getting wet. So no shower for his armpits, no shower for his arse either as he did not fucking turn! Just a cock shower.
And the way water was falling on him, his balls stayed safe from getting clean as well.

He was even making those funny movements like when they finish their pee and then they shake it off.

ONCE YOU SEE IT TRUST ME YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT!!!

Goodness me! The image I've made up in my head was horrible lol!
I just don't understand some of them and how they consider a "cock wash" a shower
If you're going in the shower naturally you will wash your body, or even the bits that matter, not let the water just flow on your cock lol!

I remember when I was doing hotel incalls and my client came out of the room out of the shower, with a towel around his waist yet his body was completely dry and so was the towel...
Imagine if we did this?! There would be outrage!

This week I caught a glimpse of a client's "shower strategy" and now I know how they do it.
Yes, some of them can stay in shower for a long time and still they can PHYSICALLY avoid getting wet and clean.

So the gent in question called me into the bathroom. He didn't pull the shower curtain so I saw it all.

See how the shower is (in most flats/hotels) fixed on the wall, right? Basically, he was standing there facing the shower. His legs spread wide and his cock under water. A bit of like they stand when they pee.  He directed the water jet directly on his cock and he was fumbling with it, using the soap (of course!) but avoiding his torso getting wet. So no shower for his armpits, no shower for his arse either as he did not fucking turn! Just a cock shower.
And the way water was falling on him, his balls stayed safe from getting clean as well.

He was even making those funny movements like when they finish their pee and then they shake it off.

ONCE YOU SEE IT TRUST ME YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT!!!

This is exactly why I DON'T insist on them getting a shower...A wash (in the bathroom sink) with plain old fashioned soap water and a flannel are much more effective...Especially when I'm supervising it with the smelly "I had a shower this morning" (And its now 8 or 9 hours later) guys 

I like the idea of smelling strong coffee 
I used scented oils in the burner during bookings nowadays as I'm not keen on aerosols but sometimes it's a must isn't it ?
When on tour I might just use the men's nivea spray cool quick its fabulous .
I try using nivea lotion on them  during a massage first it dosnt cover the worst BO through

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