Not just smelly experience but also dirty - I had a regular who was absolutely obsessed with the idea of being rimmed, and every time I went to do it, there was visible shit. I saw him a few more times and every time I pleaded with him to be crystal clean if he wanted to be rimmed, but there was poop right there, I didn't even have to dig for it... it was just sitting there on his asshole. it blew my mind. How do you not have a clean anus if you want someone to tongue it??

Anyway I told him I no longer offered the service (a lie) and never saw him again.

I also stopped this service after being so disappointed that one or two clients did not respect me enough to be 100% clean where it mattered. It was not a lie though, I was put off for life.

I only offer rimming when they book a VIP appointment which starts with a shared shower. That way I can clean their crack myself and feel assured it's up to standard!

I only tour, I don't work at home, so in the summer it's really fucking annoying if a guy turns up all sweaty because a lot of hotel rooms have windows that don't open, and I usually book guys with only 15 mins in between, which is not enough time for the aircon to get rid of bad BO smell.

If they only book a quickie then fair enough they don't want to use a third of it having a shower, so just keep your fucking armpits down and I'll deal. If you've booked a half hour or more then just get in the fucking shower, jesus it takes 5 mins if that.

I had a guy about 5 months ago, it still sticks with me now it was that horrid. Young guy about 26, not too bad looking. Took a shower at the start of the booking. Get round to sucking his cock pull the skin back & it looked like a tub of cottage cheese. I actually said 'Are you messing?' I was horrified. I told
him to get back in the shower, actually i probably barked 'GET IN THE SHOWER'

He did anyway, came back 5 mins later. The cheese is still fucking there & not only just the cheese. He had not tried to wash at all he had tried to wipe it with toilet paper & got bits stuck. I was mortified. I said 'Look sorry i'll give you a refund but i'm just not okay with doing this' he looked proper shocked like he couldn't see what i could. He said 'Look i'm trying my fucking best okay'

I was like, what the fuck. Doing your best? If i had a shit an left it there for him to lick would i be doing my best. I felt awful i said get your shit an leave what the fuck

I sat for a few hours just thinking what in the world goes through some people's heads. 'Doing my best' ur not a kid learning your abcs just wash ur smeggy dick. Ew

I once forgot to pull the foreskin back and got a mouthful of horror. The bits and the taste..immediately started retching and looked at it properly and it was just 
He was all "what? whats up?" and I went mad, common courtesy to wash your nob before you see a girl. How would he like it if I let him go down on me if I had dried up old discharge?  (never would btw) He replied that he'd never go down on a prossie as its dirty 

also in the parlour I part- time in, there's a guy who everyone now refuses to see as its summer and his usual stank has now become unbearable. Its like rotten lemons and piss, and 'showering' seems to make it worse! He's never any cleaner even though we are extremely vocal about it, and even spray the room with freshener while he's still there. Still he comes back and is dirty. I don't get it.

I had a pooey client...oh that was so NOT VERY SEXY!!!! he also left several skid marks, how could he managed that??   Skidmark galore..   Pity there's no retching emoji. 

That's so gross. 

I had a guy about 5 months ago, it still sticks with me now it was that horrid. Young guy about 26, not too bad looking. Took a shower at the start of the booking. Get round to sucking his cock pull the skin back & it looked like a tub of cottage cheese. I actually said 'Are you messing?' I was horrified. I told
him to get back in the shower, actually i probably barked 'GET IN THE SHOWER'

He did anyway, came back 5 mins later. The cheese is still fucking there & not only just the cheese. He had not tried to wash at all he had tried to wipe it with toilet paper & got bits stuck. I was mortified. I said 'Look sorry i'll give you a refund but i'm just not okay with doing this' he looked proper shocked like he couldn't see what i could. He said 'Look i'm trying my fucking best okay'

I was like, what the fuck. Doing your best? If i had a shit an left it there for him to lick would i be doing my best. I felt awful i said get your shit an leave what the fuck

I sat for a few hours just thinking what in the world goes through some people's heads. 'Doing my best' ur not a kid learning your abcs just wash ur smeggy dick. Ew

I literally have tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂