Author Topic: Smelly clients (Read 14677 times)

Justine · « **Reply #30 on:** 09 July 2017, 09:27:26 am »

Re the Vick under the nose, I was going to say that a client would smell it too and be put off with how pungent it is but smothering yourself in it if a man has bad breath or is whiffy even after a shower would serve him right and any woman who is brave enough to reply "to mask certain smells" when asked what the awful whiff is, gets my thumbs up!

I think most people recognise the Vick smell though.

I can endure a bit of bad breath from a man as it is rare but my own pet hate is urine flavoured balls, which I swiftly move away from if detected. If they ask me to lick/suck them and I am repulsed I just say they are not quite fresh enough and if they feel uncomfortable at that response then tuff shit.

amy · « **Reply #31 on:** 09 July 2017, 09:33:19 am »

Well I didn't say the punter wouldn't smell it and I wouldn't care if he did - if I've done it it's never been with a view to subterfuge. And there's worse things you could smell of than a tiny dab of Vick!

If he was that bothered I would say I had hayfever or something and was a bit bunged up (or better still, that a previous punters aftershave was very strong and that smells fucked with my sinuses

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amy · « **Reply #32 on:** 09 July 2017, 10:43:15 am »

I ought to come clean here and admit to doing a booking the other day immediately after going swimming, and even though i'd had a thorough shower I didn't have time to wash my hair and it's not the easiest smell to get shut of. He didn't say anything, but I do wonder if he clicked.

sweetmilf · « **Reply #33 on:** 09 July 2017, 10:53:27 am »

Smelly is not good. One reg turned up with stale pi** smell once. It made me realise he was being disrespectful. I blocked him after that. Go somewhere else, is my answer.

Pretty Pink · « **Reply #34 on:** 09 July 2017, 04:55:32 pm »

I was on a 2 girl a while back with a girl I know very well. We were on one of those days where we had uncontrollable giggles (we were on day 4 and getting delerious) smelly booking arrives, forced into the shower, still smelled really bad, we soldiered on with limited services until he left a huge stain on the bed. I heaved til my eyes streamed, she laughed her head off and I crumpled in laughs and heaves with mascara all down my face. Poor guy didn't have a clue what was going on

extremely unprofessional I know but I couldn't help it. Needless to say he's never been back.

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 July 2017, 09:48:54 am »

Use the well you wouldn't like it if you sucked my pussy and it was dirty, so fair is fair works every time even when they refuse a shower. These are just clients never be silent to keep them comfortable. Let it be heard. If they don't like nothing to do with me other than I respected myself.

I like you Sheila.

sugar · « **Reply #36 on:** 17 July 2017, 07:37:01 pm »

I just had to lie to a smelly 15min guy that booked me. He was so nice, good looking but stank. Even after I sent him into the shower. He texted me again asking for another booking, but I couldn't stomach it. I felt physically sick after the booking. I could not take another booking straight after him-due to the smell. I had to wait a few hours for the room to air, ended up losing money. I told him I will no longer be doing short bookings due to neighbors, only accepting 2 hours. he said he will do 90mins if its ok..... Lol. I politely declined. I think he believe me. He was such a nice guy, and he seem so happy, I didnt want to hurt his feelings and break his confidence. However I won't tolerate bad hygiene, it's really bad for men to turn up in that state. Has anyone else been in my boat, where the client was super nice, sweet, very complimentary... however he stank???

Lucie268 · « **Reply #37 on:** 17 July 2017, 09:13:45 pm »

Quote from: sugar on 17 July 2017, 07:37:01 pm

I just had to lie to a smelly 15min guy that booked me. He was so nice, good looking but stank. Even after I sent him into the shower. He texted me again asking for another booking, but I couldn't stomach it. I felt physically sick after the booking. I could not take another booking straight after him-due to the smell. I had to wait a few hours for the room to air, ended up losing money. I told him I will no longer be doing short bookings due to neighbors, only accepting 2 hours. he said he will do 90mins if its ok..... Lol. I politely declined. I think he believe me. He was such a nice guy, and he seem so happy, I didnt want to hurt his feelings and break his confidence. However I won't tolerate bad hygiene, it's really bad for men to turn up in that state. Has anyone else been in my boat, where the client was super nice, sweet, very complimentary... however he stank???

Yeah, and it's always so hard to tell them when they're nice! When they have a stinky attitude too then I have no problem telling them they smell bad but I'm really terrible at being frank with the nice ones.

Justine · « **Reply #38 on:** 17 July 2017, 11:04:28 pm »

sugar

Yes I have had smelly clients (I class just a whiff of anything to be smelly, they don't have to be full on disgusting) who were polite and nice guys. I got through the bookings best I could and never answered their calls or texts if they contacted me for another booking. I don't let it worry me or fret I am hurting their feelings or any other emotion. If adult males visiting service providers can not make damn sure they are squeaky clean then I have no respect for them no matter how handsome or polite.

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #39 on:** 18 July 2017, 08:52:37 am »

When it comes to hygiene being nice means the other suffer you can be constructively assertive letting them know that it is a must. Then tell them about how clean you are.

Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #40 on:** 18 July 2017, 02:20:51 pm »

Quote from: Justine on 17 July 2017, 11:04:28 pm

sugar

Yes I have had smelly clients (I class just a whiff of anything to be smelly, they don't have to be full on disgusting) who were polite and nice guys. I got through the bookings best I could and never answered their calls or texts if they contacted me for another booking. I don't let it worry me or fret I am hurting their feelings or any other emotion. If adult males visiting service providers can not make damn sure they are squeaky clean then I have no respect for them no matter how handsome or polite.

+1. I partly solved the problem by informing them that all clients are offered a shower on their arrival. It's not negotiable.
I do make exception with men who treat the booking a bit like a date: get home from work, take a shower and get changed and arrive all still freshly smelling of shower gel. If they had a long drive though: they need to freshen up.
My logic is that if I shower just before seeing them - so that I am perfectly fresh for them - I see no reason why they would not do the same.
A couple of weeks ago I had a guy who was literally parking his car and calling me last minute to say he would rather save time on shower as he was in rush. I had no regrets telling him not to even get out of his car. Just no way he would touch me at 7pm on a really hot day:(((

Viv37 · « **Reply #41 on:** 18 July 2017, 07:01:26 pm »

What gets me the most is those clients who seem
very clean and smell nice yet when they turn over
on their backs you can smell their shitty arse!
Eww it's horrid! And sometimes they appear clean yet when
you go down below it's like rancid cheese! Wtf?! 😖

sugar · « **Reply #42 on:** 18 July 2017, 07:35:33 pm »

For goodness sake! ! Now he has sent me a bloody booking form for 30mins. My kindness is punishing me. I don't know what to do now. Cant tell him the truth because I dont want any backlash.

Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #43 on:** 18 July 2017, 08:52:44 pm »

Quote from: sugar on 18 July 2017, 07:35:33 pm

For goodness sake! ! Now he has sent me a bloody booking form for 30mins. My kindness is punishing me. I don't know what to do now. Cant tell him the truth because I dont want any backlash.

Actually you can. I had to do it once. I had no choice. I tried to avoid the guy for weeks, so he kept calling me from different numbers. In the end I just politely but firmly said no. I said " I'm sorry but I was very uncomfortable with your hygiene" (he did shower when he arrived, still no use). I just told him on the phone I do not wish to see him again and will not.

It did not keep him from texting a couple more times but I just ignored.

hippydippy · « **Reply #44 on:** 19 July 2017, 04:36:21 pm »

Quote from: Lucy88 on 09 July 2017, 04:55:32 pm

he left a huge stain on the bed. I heaved til my eyes streamed, she laughed her head off and I crumpled in laughs and heaves with mascara all down my face. Poor guy didn't have a clue what was going on extremely unprofessional I know but I couldn't help it. Needless to say he's never been back.

oh my god yes!

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