Author Topic: Smelly clients (Read 14679 times)

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #15 on:** 11 March 2017, 01:08:14 pm »

Over here most guys who deny a shower after I ask tell me the last time they showered was last night. How disgusting and get in the shower after explaining I am all fresh for them so fair is fair. Okay maybe an excageration but hygiene is a big thing here.

Then one was suprised when I told him after the booking it was my third shower as shower after bookings and in the morning have a long one.

katrina · « **Reply #16 on:** 11 March 2017, 07:45:47 pm »

Quote from: Miss Delaney on 11 March 2017, 12:04:16 pm

Bit off the topic but you shouldnt leave the money on side he could of taken it back while you went the bathroom. I know we all work diffrently but i think there are some things we should all always do taking the money first and putting it away is a couple of them x

That's a good point and you're right its a bad habit leaving it on the side. After having a run of good clients (its rare these days I get anyone unbearable as he was) its easy to get complacent when everything's running smoothly, the basic security measures can become lax.

Adele7 · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 April 2017, 03:05:23 pm »

Pheeeew just had an absolute stinker leave.
I could smell him before I opened the bedroom door! Asked him to shower immediately but the smell was so bad that I suggested he used my dove deo!!! (I usually have deo for men but not on this visit)

When we were at it he insisted going down on me and my only concern was that my knees touched his arm pits. I gave the worst service ever!

When he left I went into the bathroom to freshen up. The bathroom plug had not been removed and the water was black. Neither had my last squirt of shower gel been touched! The sad thing is he was a very handsome, lovely guy and I just gave the crappiest service on record. And to top it up it was very clear to him that I was not happy with the smell!

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 April 2017, 03:22:36 pm »

While at Shuropdy getting my feet done the guy said with those with smelly feet he puts Vic under his nose while doing. It just shows all suffer and he said some woman feet too and to just accept people are smelly.

But having an intimate service the guys should know better. If one Stinks and refuses a shower. I say sure he wouldn't go near me if I stank. So to be polite he does. The days are over where I feel having to do something not to offend him. Nor will I be offended with a pissy cock. Stuff that.!!

sugar · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 April 2017, 06:54:06 pm »

I had a regular of a year, who used to really make a effort with his hygeine, wear designer aftershave,
Nice clean clothes, nice guy, suddenly give up on his hygiene and appearance. The first time he arrived smelly, I asked him to get in the shower. He still stank when he came out, i put up with it, and just thought he was having a bad day. The second time after that, he arrived smelly with very bad breath again, , not as bad as the last time but still bad enough to not be able to take a booking straight after. I blocked him after the second time. I think he must be having a really tough time because he said he and his wife going through a rough patch. He seemed depressed. However I won't put with guys being so smelly that they make me heave. I know it sounds heartless because he is going through a rough patch but I can't hack the smelliness. He keeps attempting to call but my phone blocks him. Not sure whether I should of told him he smelled or not, didn't want to hurt his feelings because he was a really nice guy .....

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #20 on:** 09 April 2017, 11:14:50 pm »

Quote from: sugar on 09 April 2017, 06:54:06 pm

I had a regular of a year, who used to really make a effort with his hygeine, wear designer aftershave,
Nice clean clothes, nice guy, suddenly give up on his hygiene and appearance. The first time he arrived smelly, I asked him to get in the shower. He still stank when he came out, i put up with it, and just thought he was having a bad day. The second time after that, he arrived smelly with very bad breath again, , not as bad as the last time but still bad enough to not be able to take a booking straight after. I blocked him after the second time. I think he must be having a really tough time because he said he and his wife going through a rough patch. He seemed depressed. However I won't put with guys being so smelly that they make me heave. I know it sounds heartless because he is going through a rough patch but I can't hack the smelliness. He keeps attempting to call but my phone blocks him. Not sure whether I should of told him he smelled or not, didn't want to hurt his feelings because he was a really nice guy .....

If only i joked about soap and water to them.

Lushblossom · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 April 2017, 08:13:24 am »

I have never understood why some guys say they had a bath last night and that is supposed to be recent!!

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #22 on:** 10 April 2017, 08:17:02 am »

Quote from: Lushblossom on 10 April 2017, 08:13:24 am

I have never understood why some guys say they had a bath last night and that is supposed to be recent!!

Phew.!!

I thought it was an Irish thing. I know the clammy dirty clients with sweaty balls from sleeping. I have to shower in the morning.

Adele7 · « **Reply #23 on:** 10 April 2017, 09:19:15 am »

I worked in Ireland for 2 years. I can honestly say my Irish clients were the least hygienic of the lot. I'm going back to Belfast next week for the first time in 9yrs ... This is the only thing I am dreading about the trip.

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #24 on:** 10 April 2017, 01:21:08 pm »

Quote from: Adele7 on 10 April 2017, 09:19:15 am

I worked in Ireland for 2 years. I can honestly say my Irish clients were the least hygienic of the lot. I'm going back to Belfast next week for the first time in 9yrs ... This is the only thing I am dreading about the trip.

An escort touring here for the week who started today she is busy from first thing this morning. I was gutted as one wanted an all day booking but am doing my shoot today until back tonight.

Iloveginandtonic · « **Reply #25 on:** 08 July 2017, 05:52:44 pm »

I had a client today who booked in for an hour, he showered upon arrival. Once he finished in the shower he lay on the bed still wearing his boxes and did not remove them for the booking, he just rolled them down enough for his penis to hang out.

He started at the beginning he only wanted to finish off once. As he had done his deed and finished before even half an hour was up I gave him the option of leaving and having some money returned to him or staying for a massage. He opted for the massage.

He rolled over and there was an offensively huge skid mark right down the crack of the boxers. I proceeded with the massage but I could now smell the stench... and was doing my best not to gag.

Needless to say I quicky brought the session to a halt. I was to embarrassed to comment on the state of his boxers and even felt a little bad for him $:-\$

Lucie268 · « **Reply #26 on:** 08 July 2017, 07:15:05 pm »

I once offered a client a shower and he declined, saying he'd showered that morning. Now it was about 11pm, he was a very large man, and he said that he'd just finished a long shift at Burger King, so no doubt he'd have been standing in front of deep fat fryers for several hours. I got him to shower.

English natural beauty · « **Reply #27 on:** 08 July 2017, 08:56:40 pm »

If they stink I tell them. If they need to brush there teeth I tell them. If they have a problem they can leave. My body my rules. I had a recent neutral review because the client didn't feel we clicked. Bearing in mind the client had large amounts of body hair when it states on my profile I like well groomed, he also had a stinking penis that smelt badly of urine and staleness. Even after a shower! His breath was very stale also. I am untrained sensitive with smells since being pregnant and it really repulsed me and ruins my ability to click with somebody. He kept mentioning how he intended to write a review throughout the whole booking which made me feel like I couldn't say anything and actually feel extremely uncomfortable.but I really genuinely did my absolute best to provide the best service I could in that situation. After this I am now very straight to the point with people. If they are used to smelling that way all The time there is no way of them realising that they stink. And for that reason some clients absolutely repulse me.

amy · « **Reply #28 on:** 08 July 2017, 10:40:39 pm »

Be careful with regard to toothbrushing just before a booking - it can cause tiny abrasions that would give an infection a way in (and I really wouldn't want their blood in my mouth whether they have one or not - I'm sure they feel the same about mine

). Mouthwash and/or mints and some water are safer.

If anybody is sensitive to smells even if it's things like alcohol (which I can't stomach) or strong aftershave, don't forget the old morgue trick of putting a dab of Vicks just under your nose. It works

.

ParisB · « **Reply #29 on:** 09 July 2017, 07:07:45 am »

Quote from: Adele7 on 10 April 2017, 09:19:15 am

I worked in Ireland for 2 years. I can honestly say my Irish clients were the least hygienic of the lot. I'm going back to Belfast next week for the first time in 9yrs ... This is the only thing I am dreading about the trip.

Ha ha same here i found it a double edged sword the irish guys were and probably still are my favourite clients but they were often the most unhygienic

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