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Adele7

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Smelly clients
« on: 03 March 2017, 02:14:06 pm »
I don't get many smelly clients but I had one this morning and the smell was so bad that even though I had a shower straight after, I can still have the smell of it in my nose.

How do you cope when you have a client like this who says he just showered before he came?
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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2017, 03:03:03 pm »
I tell him to get back in and this time use the soap properly like a big boy  :D
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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2017, 03:40:05 pm »
Sniff some ground coffee. The smell of someone (or something) doesn't actually stay in our noses as such it's our brains remembering it so you need to kind of reset yourself. It's more complicated that then but that's roughly it and ground coffee is meant to cure it.

As for stinky clients- it's really hard to tell someone they smell so I feel for you, I'm hopeless at it and just don't see them again.

I believe men who have never learned how to wash properly still go for showers and come back stinky because let's face it of they are the sort of person who just doesn't get washing properly they aren't going to suddenly learn whilst they are in your shower!

I think some women recommend offering a shower together and giving them a good scrub themselves!

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2017, 03:56:10 pm »
Some people wash so infrequently that 1 shower isn't enough.

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #4 on: 03 March 2017, 04:19:04 pm »
Some people do have a physical problem. I used to work with someone who you could tell was clean but had a smelly problem. Tried to cover it up with strong aftershave which made the smell worse.
Felt sorry for him really.
But there is no excuse for not washing yourself and teeth.

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #5 on: 03 March 2017, 07:09:23 pm »
I tell him to get back in and this time use the soap properly like a big boy  :D

Ditto. I would refuse the service.

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #6 on: 03 March 2017, 08:28:37 pm »
Did you ask him to shower beforehand? Sometimes it doesn't help much though...

I agree about replacing the stink with something pleasant - highly scented candles, flowers (lilies are the strongest), perfume etc.
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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #7 on: 03 March 2017, 09:30:29 pm »
I would tell him to get back in the shower and rather than just use the water to use the shower gel and if he couldn't be bothered I would give him back his cash, this is the one thing I cannot tolerate, I hate bad smells  >:(

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #8 on: 03 March 2017, 09:41:19 pm »
I have only had one really bad smelling client and he was quite a young man. I remember he wore a woolly sweater on a warm day and a thick shirt underneath. I could smell his sweat on his clothes when he took off his jacket. My mind was trying to work out what I would do as I knew he would be awful when naked. He was and asked would he use my shower as it was such a warm day.  I got him a clean bath towel and switched on the shower etc and away he went. About 3 minutes later he came back and was rubbing the towel on himself as if drying off. He still stank. I checked later and the gel and soap were not touched. I have to confess I did the booking which was only a half hour. I hated myself for not throwing him out and it wasn't that I was desperate for cash.

I vowed never to go through that again and would not but am pleased to say the problem has not presented itself again as yet.

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #9 on: 10 March 2017, 12:27:06 pm »
I usually ask smelly clients to shower, but I find the worst offenders are my 15 minute clients as they are usually ducking out of work. So the dilemma is, does the shower time come out of the 15 minutes (this is how I operate with longer bookings) or do I give the client extra time to shower and risk running late for the following client?

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #10 on: 10 March 2017, 06:44:33 pm »
I usually ask smelly clients to shower, but I find the worst offenders are my 15 minute clients as they are usually ducking out of work. So the dilemma is, does the shower time come out of the 15 minutes (this is how I operate with longer bookings) or do I give the client extra time to shower and risk running late for the following client?

I tell them if they are coming for a quickie then they need to be clean when they arrive. If they aren't then they can bloody well take it out of the booking time. Mind you I don't do full sex on quickies and I find they are usually done in 5 minutes.
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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #11 on: 11 March 2017, 12:33:39 am »
Its awkward to ask a client to go back into the shower after he has just apparently had one at your incall pad so I would just end the booking and give him a refund. Its not worth it in the long run: you just end up feeling like shit because you cant get rid of the nasty smell and the money doesnt feel 'rewarding'. I enjoy the buzz from having a great meeting with a nice clean penis. If its slightly smelly then I use a trick I learnt off here, lube up his penis then clean it with a wet wipe but if its head to toe stank then I wont do it
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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #12 on: 11 March 2017, 02:37:27 am »
I had a very nice new client this week who was clean but whiffed a little downstairs and didn't taste too good. My brain could still taste them in my mouth after gallons of tea. A hot grilled sausage sandwich later cleared this!

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #13 on: 11 March 2017, 10:09:15 am »
I think the problem when a client turns up stinking is that they are so used to smelling like that they don't actually realise...I can't remember ever turning anyone away due to them smelling (only giving limited services) after all doctors and nurses can't refuse to treat a patient because they smell...But I almost ended a booking the other day, not only did his breath taste/smell as if he had actually been eating shit but he latched his face onto mine aggressively sucked and bit my lip then went to my nipple and attempted to suck it, I instantly pulled him back and said loud and clear in his face "No I don't allow nipple sucking!" I pushed him onto the bed, went to the bathroom and saw that my lip had a 'lovebite' on it which looked as if I'd just been punched in the mouth  >:( I showed him it and he was all apologetic, saying how he hadn't had sex for ages was sorry for being rough etc and started calling me Mistress.. I looked at the money on the side (we were about 10-15 minutes into an hour at that point) so I decided to turn it into a domination booking, tied him to the bed etc for the rest of the time and ended it early with no refund. He asked if I would have him back again!! So really to me, smells are not as important as a clients behaviour. 

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Re: Smelly clients
« Reply #14 on: 11 March 2017, 12:04:16 pm »
Bit off the topic but you shouldnt leave the money on side he could of taken it back while you went the bathroom. I know we all work diffrently but i think there are some things we should all always do taking the money first and putting it away is a couple of them x
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