I had a very busy January and comes February and it's dead dead dead all of a sudden. I'm in Central London.

To be fair Ana, you posted almost exactly this a month ago about December and January, so it must have picked up for the last two or three weeks and it likely will again .

It's quiet here for enquiries but I'm finding that the ones who get in touch do actually book, so at least I'm not spending my days answering endless stupid texts. There are more longer bookings and outcalls are increasing, which doesn't particularly suit me but at least it makes the numbers up; unfortunately they're making me so tired I can't be bothered (which is why I'm still sitting here in my dressing gown at 1pm today after getting in from a lengthy one at midnight last night  ).

To be fair Ana, you posted almost exactly this a month ago about December and January, so it must have picked up for the last two or three weeks and it likely will again .

What happened Amy is that I was caught beginning of Jan on that week where trains and tube were on strike so all of a sudden my phone went dead. I wasn't aware of the strikes (I don't read the news because it's bad for my mental health) so I went into panic mode thinking "this is what January is going to look like", so once the strike week was over my phone went back to normal (silly cow me for panicking, yes I know) and ended up having a good January, however... this month is sucking big time, but then February always suck for me.

What happened Amy is that I was caught beginning of Jan on that week where trains and tube were on strike so all of a sudden my phone went dead. I wasn't aware if the strikes (I don't read the news because it's bad for my mental health)

Then sign up for the TfL newsletter and they'll tell you about stuff like this! It's really useful (and you might not know, but we've had train strikes on the 1st and 3rd of February too) .

I eventually got out of my dressing gown and did a couple 

Totally forgot it was half term in England
It’s being extra slow here in north London

Last week was very good for me. This week has been dead so far. Hopefully it will pick up next week

South Yorkshire is absolutely dire for me right now. Haven’t been this quiet in years. Hopefully it’ll pick up next week. Losing motivation   

I've never known it to be so dead hopefully it'll pass

I thought last Feb was bad but looking back it was way better than this month.
Only 5 bookings all week last week and 3 of those were only 30 mins   
Loads of idiots texting "Hi x"  "You free today"  " u working"  when I've made it clear it's calls only and calling on private numbers .. morons.
March picked up last year though so fingers crossed for same pattern this year.

I thought last Feb was bad but looking back it was way better than this month.
Only 5 bookings all week last week and 3 of those were only 30 mins   
Loads of idiots texting "Hi x"  "You free today"  " u working"  when I stipulate calls only and calling on private numbers .. morons.
March picked up last year though so fingers crossed for same pattern this year.

Yea I have often noticed the months following Christmas to be not so good and things to pick up in the spring/summer,