MB..i am having exactly the same type of week. Unbelievable enquiries.. Eg "do you eat ass?" as first contact. Where the hell have all the genuine guys gone?? I need it to pick up massively!
Yup and it's started already this morning with two timewaster texts and a silent call.
My text autoresponse is on so that will filter out some of them.
Here's one that I'm sure every lady in my area got this morning: (Just love these generic texts)
" Morning, didn't want to call as it's quite early? Could you let me know what your earliest appointmen t is please? Do you have anything around 10.30/11?
AUTORESPONSE
I cannot be booked by text.
If your enquiry is genuine please call me.
And another:
"Hi Lucy, we haven't met before so I hope you don't mind me calling you Lucy?
I was hoping you were free today (Sorry for the short notice)
Well he can call me Pocahontas as long he books me

Alas, the phone has not rung.
Hope this cheers some of you up this morning.