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DustedWithSugar

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3420 on: 11 March 2015, 12:22:28 am »
I had today two 1 h bookings, one 30 min, and another 30 min extended to 1 h. Not too bad, but I was hoping for one or two more, especially in lunch time which was completely dead.

Rubyruby

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3421 on: 11 March 2015, 09:35:46 am »
I did 3 and half hours Monday and had a no show, 2 hour booking yesterday, my phone is still quiet but it's genuine bookings when it does ring so I can't complain. Hope it picks up for everyone

nachos

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3422 on: 11 March 2015, 02:19:02 pm »
Not a single phone call or email enquiry today
Going out for a coffee and some lunch, usually the minute I leave my flat to go and do something they all start calling lol
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Fabulassie

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3423 on: 11 March 2015, 02:23:48 pm »
Yes, leaving the flat almost always works!

My phone is quiet today. I have had a half hour. I supposedly have an hour at 3 but I'd say the odds of him showing are roughly 50/50. On the one hand, he sounded very reasonable and had a kind, confident voice. On the other, he told me that he has an extremely small penis and so penetrative sex wouldn't be possible. I have seen micropenises before so it's perfectly plausible. And he didn't seem intent on lingering on the phone and talking at length about his cock. He seemed to be telling me sort of in the way one would hope to be warned about a colostomy bag (although I don't think a micropenis warrants warning, really.) But I do tend to think that anyone who talks about the size of their cock is a time waster.

This could go either way! On a busier day, if I'd gotten another booking, I would have bumped him with an apology and explanation.

Fabulassie

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3424 on: 11 March 2015, 03:46:50 pm »
Well! My faith in my own instincts remain intact. Mr. Tiny Cock was a no-show. He almost had me fooled with his non-pervy and reasonable tone of voice but I was right about the cock size talk.

Soniaescort

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3425 on: 11 March 2015, 05:40:08 pm »
Just one half of hour booking yesterday, nothing today, nothing Monday :FF not even calls at night time, no time wasters.  ??? JUST NOTHING :FF

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3426 on: 11 March 2015, 05:49:36 pm »
I'm ticking along - just about. Is it always this quiet at this time of the year?

Fabulassie

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3427 on: 11 March 2015, 06:03:21 pm »
I'm ticking along - just about. Is it always this quiet at this time of the year?

I do think March has a kinda bad reputation. But, then, so do January and February. This January was awesome. Last February was the best month of 2014 for me.

nachos

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3428 on: 11 March 2015, 07:11:40 pm »
Lol about your Mr Microcock no-show time waster Fabulassie!!

Nothing all day at all, just a silly enquiry call just now from some silly time waster...

Grrrrr :FF I had all these hopes for today
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tvhappiness

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3429 on: 11 March 2015, 07:35:05 pm »
At this rate the UN  will be dropping food parcels by air, changed my pix e.t.c NADA :FF
« Last Edit: 11 March 2015, 08:15:00 pm by tvhappiness »

Rubyruby

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3430 on: 11 March 2015, 07:42:28 pm »
Had one call all day, was some troll who wanted to take me underwear shopping but let the bisexual sea assistant touch me up  :FF said he was in London I could hear cows mooing in the background, is there even farms in London?!

Got an hour later this evening and a 2 girl booking tomorrow then I'm done with this week

nachos

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3431 on: 11 March 2015, 07:54:34 pm »
Heeeheeeheee Tvhappiness, Kendallx you guys crack me up!  :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3432 on: 12 March 2015, 12:31:52 am »
Yep crap today in Leeds,some bloke texting me 'Hi my name is (pillock)and I'm 55,slim and tall and I like rimming'.I was very tempted to answer with 'and?' but I refrained told him to call and he did and yup was a big timewaster!
Another text asking if I could arrange a 4 girl to wrestle with him..ignored.A call wanting an outcall duo to dominate him while he does his foot fetish thing..sounded as false as a false beard!
2 calls from the same number but different asian gents talking shite and the final caller booked a 15 min quickie and then no showed!Good job I have a sense of humour and 3 tins of lager in the fridge!Phew!

Fabulassie

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3433 on: 12 March 2015, 06:43:09 am »
When it's slow, the time wasters are so much more annoying. I really hate when they text or say something dumb in an email and Im thinking 'Why did you have to say that?" or "If only you haven't called me babe/used "u" for "you"/whatever... it's like being on a desert island with no fresh water, looking at the sea, and thinking "Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink."

Rubyruby

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Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Reply #3434 on: 12 March 2015, 07:46:06 am »
Yep crap today in Leeds,some bloke texting me 'Hi my name is (pillock)and I'm 55,slim and tall and I like rimming'.I was very tempted to answer with 'and?' but I refrained told him to call and he did and yup was a big timewaster!
Another text asking if I could arrange a 4 girl to wrestle with him..ignored.A call wanting an outcall duo to dominate him while he does his foot fetish thing..sounded as false as a false beard!
2 calls from the same number but different asian gents talking shite and the final caller booked a 15 min quickie and then no showed!Good job I have a sense of humour and 3 tins of lager in the fridge!Phew!

Last night I got an aw msg saying his hotel room at a local hotel will be free from 6pm-1am if I needed a place for incalls on Friday and it would be no problem if I wanted him to go down on me after.