After a surprisingly pleasant week last week, I found myself struggling yesterday, and only 3 phone calls so far today. One guy, withheld number, ringing for the second time, saying he'd read me website, and could I give him any further information. When I asked what he needed to know over and above what I look like, what I do, what I charge, where I am, my working hours etc. he didn't know. Presumably thought I'd spend 20 minutes digging up random pieces of information to amuse him?
Second phone call was a guy who'd been before, this time wanted a half hour instead of an hour, but then started to try haggling my half hour rate down, then request full body latex.
Third guy wants to know if I have a "toilet box", since water sports in the bath are not his bag. Once I said no, he wanted to know if I "do custard pies".
All of this prompted me to google the current moon phase, just to find out that we're nearing Full Moon again.