Anyway if he is one of those twats that wants his moneis worth do you really care if he believes you? I dont as I wont be seeing him again as I am quite picky
I worry about angering a client (see: The Psycho Trigger) and/or just mildly pissing one off enough for him to go on a rampage through the Internet slagging me off (annoying) or to decide to hang out outside my front door til my neighbours get home and freak out at them about how I'm a prostitute and I hurt his feelings or whatever (possible eviction). So I'm screwed if I act too fake and definitely screwed if I act too much myself (cos that would involve not having sex with them at all
). I'm pretty excited by all these bits of advice and tips in this thread, though - my next client won't know what hit him, he'll be jizzing at
my command.
All this said, I love when clients come along who have a seriously mature attitude about this whole business. They can talk and joke with me and never take anything seriously, so I end up actually having a more genuine sexual experience with the guys who would never expect a genuine sexual experience if they're paying for it! (They're the ones who only ask that you be kind and good to them and the "how many holes can I put it in?" question would never come into their heads. Sweethearts.)
XW5 - I need to find that post! Google Girl To The Rescue, da-da-dah! Cause, y'know, looking at my watch and saying, "You're overstaying. Can you please ejaculate toot sweet?" isn't such a nice way to finish an appointment, expecially if the poor guy is honestly naive and thinks that if he just keeps going for long enough a unicorn will appear, or whatever.
Regarding parlours - Quite right, it's almost impossible to regulate the customers. And if you start complaining about the clients, it's quite likely you'll just get kicked out and replaced with a less, er, 'troublesome' girl. Of course, I'm sure there are happy parlours out there where the owners and girls really are a team who work together and look after each other, but not every situation can be ideal. Apart from being indie and picky with clients and having multiple sources of income and some kind of awesome phone app that, when timewasters and wankers call you, just gives them a small electric shock to the ear instead of connecting their call.