Author Topic: Sick of abusive clients (Read 7059 times)

Miss Jameson · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 July 2010, 02:25:55 pm »

What about reporting these douches? These are the DoNotSee guys. That's what this site is here for. You never take that kind of treatment, and leave him for the next girl to deal with.

I've never dealt with many of them either, but I do have a couple friends with sexual addiction and I know what to expect. I know we're fucking for two hours straight (of course he allows me a 30 minute break

), and it's apparent that Baby Jesus has just been born again cause he just came. He tips me well because he knows he's a handful.

As far as your parlour is concerned, I would definitely find somewhere a little more concerned about it's ladies, or go independent.

Lucy Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 July 2010, 03:39:53 pm »

It is impossible to report parlour guys. They do not have a internet presence, they do not leave a name and they do not have to worry, as they can always just walk into a parlour and get a service.

However, for some ladies a parlour is the best option for them. Perhaps the best way to deal with them is refuse to see them. Hope you are ok Joanna x

EmilyJones · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 July 2010, 04:07:47 pm »

Quote from: Danielle_xx on 15 July 2010, 11:29:49 am

Anyway if he is one of those twats that wants his moneis worth do you really care if he believes you? I dont as I wont be seeing him again as I am quite picky

I worry about angering a client (see: The Psycho Trigger) and/or just mildly pissing one off enough for him to go on a rampage through the Internet slagging me off (annoying) or to decide to hang out outside my front door til my neighbours get home and freak out at them about how I'm a prostitute and I hurt his feelings or whatever (possible eviction). So I'm screwed if I act too fake and definitely screwed if I act too much myself (cos that would involve not having sex with them at all

). I'm pretty excited by all these bits of advice and tips in this thread, though - my next client won't know what hit him, he'll be jizzing at my command.

All this said, I love when clients come along who have a seriously mature attitude about this whole business. They can talk and joke with me and never take anything seriously, so I end up actually having a more genuine sexual experience with the guys who would never expect a genuine sexual experience if they're paying for it! (They're the ones who only ask that you be kind and good to them and the "how many holes can I put it in?" question would never come into their heads. Sweethearts.)

XW5 - I need to find that post! Google Girl To The Rescue, da-da-dah! Cause, y'know, looking at my watch and saying, "You're overstaying. Can you please ejaculate toot sweet?" isn't such a nice way to finish an appointment, expecially if the poor guy is honestly naive and thinks that if he just keeps going for long enough a unicorn will appear, or whatever.

Regarding parlours - Quite right, it's almost impossible to regulate the customers. And if you start complaining about the clients, it's quite likely you'll just get kicked out and replaced with a less, er, 'troublesome' girl. Of course, I'm sure there are happy parlours out there where the owners and girls really are a team who work together and look after each other, but not every situation can be ideal. Apart from being indie and picky with clients and having multiple sources of income and some kind of awesome phone app that, when timewasters and wankers call you, just gives them a small electric shock to the ear instead of connecting their call.

xw5 · « **Reply #18 on:** 15 July 2010, 04:58:10 pm »

Ah ha! I hope no-one ever finds what search I used to find this again, but...

http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-is-not-considered-classy-but-i.html

College Callgirl?s Top Ten Tips to Get Him to Hurry the Hell Up and Cum Already

1. When tired of being on top, have him scoot over to the edge of the bed and position one leg on the floor. This way you can use the leverage to go buckwild on his dick; your porn-star speed and agility will make him shoot in no time.

2. A well-time ?Fuck me Daddy? does the trick.

3. Wrap your tits around his dick and slide them up and down.

4. Deepthroat him. This requires, of course, being able to deepthroat.

5. Stick your tongue way out and lick his balls like a puppy while looking up at him.

6. Play with yourself. Theatrically, not the way you do it alone. Especially effective while sucking his dick.

7. Play with his asshole. If reception is good, stick a finger up his ass.

8. Pull his cock out of your mouth and slap it against your face and tongue. Rub your face all over his dick like a satiny pillow.

9. Beg for a facial. ?Please shoot your load all over my face? is like the Da Vinci code for unlocking splooge.

10. When all else fails, I spin an elaborate scenario about the girlfriend I?m going to bring next time. Close the deal by telling him how much you want to lick his cum off her tits.

Dani · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 July 2010, 05:13:13 pm »

Quote from: EmilyJones on 15 July 2010, 04:07:47 pm

Quote from: Danielle_xx on 15 July 2010, 11:29:49 am
Anyway if he is one of those twats that wants his monies worth do you really care if he believes you? I dont as I wont be seeing him again as I am quite picky

I worry about angering a client (see: The Psycho Trigger) and/or just mildly pissing one off enough for him to go on a rampage through the Internet slagging me off (annoying) or to decide to hang out outside my front door til my neighbours get home and freak out at them about how I'm a prostitute and I hurt his feelings or whatever (possible eviction). So I'm screwed if I act too fake and definitely screwed if I act too much myself (cos that would involve not having sex with them at all ).

If a client is the type of person to do that, then in all probability he will regardless of whether you try to speed things along. After all how can he get angry about you asking him to cum over your tits. Once he sees your delicious mounds in front of his dick and you give loads of eye contact whilst you squeeze his balls as he is wanking away all thoughts of how you spoke go out the window.
All he will remember is being able to shoot over you.
The best way I have found to make the suggestion though is to pretend I am a little out of breath whilst saying it. even if you are bored senseless it sounds horny in a breathy voice

UrbaneAspects · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 July 2010, 07:04:26 pm »

Quote from: xw5 on 15 July 2010, 04:58:10 pm

Ah ha! I hope no-one ever finds what search I used to find this again, but...

http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-is-not-considered-classy-but-i.html

College Callgirl?s Top Ten Tips to Get Him to Hurry the Hell Up and Cum Already

9. Beg for a facial. ?Please shoot your load all over my face? is like the Da Vinci code for unlocking splooge.

LOL, thats why I like this place...this one had me laughing LOL....Yes, dirty talk ALWAYS gets them going. Sometimes, I find myself turning off the music and just talking dirty. In fact, I tend to not have on any music at all during sex sometimes, just so they can focuse on me and soley me.

Lucy Chambers · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 July 2010, 07:11:20 pm »

Thank you, XW5. I did spit my ribena all over my laptop though!

I have found it quite successful to tell guys I want them to come all over my face. I get down on my hands and knees, try and look like I mean it (often don't try hard) and then, at the vital moment, aim it to my chest. I really hope none of my clients are reading this

Violette · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 July 2010, 05:08:42 am »

Quote from: xw5 on 15 July 2010, 04:58:10 pm

Ah ha! I hope no-one ever finds what search I used to find this again, but...

http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-is-not-considered-classy-but-i.html

College Callgirl?s Top Ten Tips to Get Him to Hurry the Hell Up and Cum Already

1. When tired of being on top, have him scoot over to the edge of the bed and position one leg on the floor. This way you can use the leverage to go buckwild on his dick; your porn-star speed and agility will make him shoot in no time.Hysterisal, I am going to try this version of gaining leverage.

2. A well-time ?Fuck me Daddy? does the trick.I can't quite muster up the nerve to say this with a straight face.

3. Wrap your tits around his dick and slide them up and down.I do the ass version of this.

4. Deepthroat him. This requires, of course, being able to deepthroat.Gets them every time!

5. Stick your tongue way out and lick his balls like a puppy while looking up at him.This one too is good.

6. Play with yourself. Theatrically, not the way you do it alone. Especially effective while sucking his dick.YUP!

7. Play with his asshole. If reception is good, stick a finger up his ass.Double yes.

8. Pull his cock out of your mouth and slap it against your face and tongue. Rub your face all over his dick like a satiny pillow.Funny, but does the trick as well.

9. Beg for a facial. ?Please shoot your load all over my face? is like the Da Vinci code for unlocking splooge.I haven't tried this, but I will try Lucy's version of this.

10. When all else fails, I spin an elaborate scenario about the girlfriend I?m going to bring next time. Close the deal by telling him how much you want to lick his cum off her tits. You can raise the dead with this.

cassie · « **Reply #23 on:** 16 July 2010, 11:49:43 pm »

Quote from: Violette on 15 July 2010, 12:01:28 pm

Quote from: Simone on 15 July 2010, 11:05:25 am

Emily trust me the level of suspension of disbelief men reach when they are seeing escorts can enable you to get away with almost anything.

Turer words have never been spoken. Sometimes I actually listen to some of the stuff I am saying to clients and have to resist the desire to burst out laughing. The other thing I resist the urge to look in the mirror during the act. Some of the faces they make and oh the noises.

Its the realyy porny, corny things I have a problem with - I get a fit of the giggles, especially when they actually have the desired effect.

Lucy Chambers · « **Reply #24 on:** 17 July 2010, 02:23:04 am »

Quote from: cassie on 16 July 2010, 11:49:43 pm

Quote from: Violette on 15 July 2010, 12:01:28 pm
Quote from: Simone on 15 July 2010, 11:05:25 am

Emily trust me the level of suspension of disbelief men reach when they are seeing escorts can enable you to get away with almost anything.

Turer words have never been spoken. Sometimes I actually listen to some of the stuff I am saying to clients and have to resist the desire to burst out laughing. The other thing I resist the urge to look in the mirror during the act. Some of the faces they make and oh the noises.

Its the realyy porny, corny things I have a problem with - I get a fit of the giggles, especially when they actually have the desired effect.

I remember doing a duo once with a girl from Liverpool. She put on a American accent and said things like: Put it up me daddy, do it now! Yes sugar, Momma is here..
I couldn't actually perform on the booking because I was so mesmerised! But guess what? The guy loved it! And he didn't look at me once..

joanna1 · « **Reply #25 on:** 17 July 2010, 01:43:29 pm »

hey guys just want to say a big thankyou for all your replies. I appreciate every word xxxx

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