Long stare.
“But that’s not what we agreed on. When were you planning on telling ME that?”
Client: “I couldn’t get the $$ out of the ATM/don’t have the time/have to get to work/whatever.”
“But that’s not what we agreed on. We agreed on X time.” (Important: monotone.)
Then I perk up & say, “There’s an ATM in the LOBBY! Let’s go there & try THAT!” Of course they don’t want to. I’ll suggest Cashapp, Apple🍎Pay, Venmo, Zelle….you get the idea. Basically, I’m being as difficult as I can be, because they decided to dick me over.😡
So if they want to do a hhr instead of an hour, fine, but you’re only getting a blow & go & im not getting undressed.
Yeah. Sucks for you, doesn’t it? Well, I was expecting a lot more $$. You were expecting a lot more sex. Looks like neither of us is getting what we wanted today. *Crosses arms.*