Not so much a nosy neighbour, but something I wanted to share with you all about the neighbour issue......
So, having moved from a nosy neighbour who used to listen to me goddamn wee, among other things, and was about 250 years old, I moved into a little place with only three of us in the block. Love love love it here, BUT, after being here a couple of months, the girl downstairs knocked on the door last night to say hello. I have been really careful to keep my head down and be as neutral as possible, but we are about the same age, and she seems really friendly and sweet- so we had a chat at my door about living here and stuff... just saying hi really. Then the question: "so, what do you do?" she asked. "me? Oh! Well, I am a part time student. And I also do a bit of.... er... personal training here sometimes."
"Oh!" she said. "personal training? I am looking for a personal trainer! What are your rates?!"
Me: "oh, y'know, like, er, ?25 an hour."
Her: " Brilliant! I will definitely pop by to see if you can help me at some point"
bollocks bollocks bollocks. I tried SO hard to keep out of everyone's way as well. BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!
Maybe I could just show her how personal my training gets and hopefully that will be her fisrt and last session as she runs off screaming into the night at the violation? Eeeep!