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LondonEvie

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #15 on: 17 October 2008, 07:10:59 pm »
(and don't worry about running; be honest, how many people have you seen out jogging that don't look like tw*ts?)

Well I know I look like a kn*b, but that has more to do with my gasping and general flailing while clutching my chest

lexienight

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #16 on: 18 October 2008, 04:35:52 am »



As for the touchers, you'd be surprised how much an atomiser of perfume in your bag will sting if it gets in your eyes. I'd go absolutely insane and go cage fight style.

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Sambuca in the eyes did the trick once... I was stood at the bar and the bloke next to me just went in for a grope and really hurt me so without thinking i just picked up a shot glass he had just had served and threw it in his face, i didnt know he wouldnt close his eyes on time....

 i got told off by the doorman of the club until i explained why i did it then he clipped the almost blinded idiot round the head and told him to f off and not come back :-)

Amy -  i wish i could say it had happened in rubbish bars or clubs buts not the case im affraid.  I dont even wear low cut tops most of the time so i dont what attracts them.  maybe they think i look like the kind of girl who will laugh it off or not say anything... they generally look a bit shocked once i slap them  and give em an ear full :D

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celebate

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #17 on: 20 October 2008, 01:39:57 am »
yeah men love em, its me that hates them. 

To be honest tit men get a bit montonous, its like the first time they have ever seen boobs everytime you get them out... actually that bit isnt so bad  ;)

However, apparently many men think it is socially acceptable to stand in a bar, in a street. next to my mum.... and discuss the size of my ample boosom regardless of what im wearing and how i have them 'displyed'.  It can sometimes be a bit embarrasing and to this day i havent found a witty or scathing remark to make them understand they are embarrasing me and themselves.

You would be amazed at how many men (drunken i admit) feel that it is not just acceptable but actually well within their rights to reach out and grab my tits!!!! I have been bruised on a few occasions from it.

Ive never seen a really good boob reduction though so would never consider having that done and now that i have put some weight on i look a bit more in proportion so its not so bad.   Would be nice to be able to run though  :D


yes, yes and yes

Although, I do love my breasts and have been known to get into conversations with men about them when I'm drunk. Infact not just men. And not just drunk. I seem to talk about them a lot...

Lydia

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #18 on: 21 October 2008, 12:23:09 am »
You would be amazed at how many men (drunken i admit) feel that it is not just acceptable but actually well within their rights to reach out and grab my tits!!!! I have been bruised on a few occasions from it.

Do they really do this? My god that's horrible for you.

lexienight

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #19 on: 21 October 2008, 01:28:58 am »
its more horrible for them... i have a mean right hook   ;)

LondonEvie

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #20 on: 21 October 2008, 01:41:31 am »
its more horrible for them... i have a mean right hook   ;)

 You know we could form some kind of...posse. I fight like a hockey player.

lexienight

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #21 on: 21 October 2008, 01:54:36 am »
Ouch, put the stick away it might put off clients.


Ohh you should do a photo shoot in a naughty hockey outfit, not ice hockey, that would be weird!!!!

LondonEvie

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Re: I'm new - any first date stories?!?!!!
« Reply #22 on: 21 October 2008, 01:56:04 am »
Ouch, put the stick away it might put off clients.


Ohh you should do a photo shoot in a naughty hockey outfit, not ice hockey, that would be weird!!!!

 I reckon some clients would love a hockey stick- god knows where. I quite like the idea of doing some themed pictures actually...