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cassie

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #15 on: 14 January 2009, 12:09:20 pm »

Also hate it when they ask if i do anal (i get asked a lot,does everyone else have the same problem or is it just something about my bottom? and when i say i dont they go 'thats ok,dont worry about it' as if i need their permission not be be concerned about them feeling bad that i wont let them put their d**k up my behind.

I blame the porn industry for that, just like it is en vogue for women to be bisexual or at least bicurious, it's en vogue to have anal sex and it is also the aspect of the dirty and forbidden 'pleasure' that men seem to like.

Then theres the follow on question 99% of the time 'why dont you do anal?' My standard reply is to ask jokingly if they would fancy being on the receiving end of that particular activity themselves? They usually go quite pale ;D

I'd watch out as you may get the reply:" oh yes, as long as it's a woman with a strap-on and not a bloke" This trend is on the rise (pardon the pun) I've tried to have the appeal explained to me and why it make a difference that it is a woman not a man, i kinda get it, but not really.  ???
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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #16 on: 14 January 2009, 05:32:30 pm »
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Also hate it when they ask if i do anal (i get asked a lot,does everyone else have the same problem or is it just something about my bottom? and when i say i dont they go 'thats ok,dont worry about it' as if i need their permission not be be concerned about them feeling bad that i wont let them put their d**k up my behind.



I get asked that a fair bit too. My usual reponse is to all innocently enquire if they mean do I have a strap-on? They are usually horrified.


I dont like the "would you fancy me if you saw me in a pub?" sort of question, especially in the middle of the act. Now sometimes the answer would genuinely be yes but if not, what else can one say except "ooh yeah".  ;D

I also dislike newbies who claim to be "genuine" and say, "oh I am going to see you every week so how much of a discount will you give?"


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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #17 on: 14 January 2009, 06:17:50 pm »
I used to hate all the personal questions 'how come your an escort, whats your real name' etc but now i just say its not something i like to talk about and if they push and push i can just make it up.

I'm not keen on the 'i really want to please you' thing because half the time it isnt bloody true anyway, if it was they would leave the money on the bedside table and bugger off lol (i dont mean that obviously lol). 

I also hate the anal questions, im bound to get them because im not really very specific on my site about the whole subject so its my own fault really but I actually had a guy the other day say that my site states i love anal (Im going to have it made in to a badge or perhaps print it on a mug).  it might not be specific but it does not bloody say that.  i think he had read too many profiles in one day.  :D

However the one that makes my heart sink is when i get asked for any kind of role play.  I just feel like a complete prat and it totally makes me cringe.  If they ask at the point of making the booking im pretty honest about it but i have been asked whilst already on a booking before and I just went along with it like an idiot.... I wont be so shy next time!!!  I am thinking about registering myself as an actress for tax purposes though so maybe i should get over my stage fright!!! ;D

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #18 on: 14 January 2009, 06:58:04 pm »
I work through an agency mainly and i HATE the 'how busy have you been today' question. Men seem to be obsessed with how many clients ive seen that day.

The answer is, "well I've had a couple calls today." But I dont understand how genuine guys ask you that, 99.9% of the guys who've asked me, "will I be the 1st one of the day" are complete bullshitters

Then theres the follow on question 99% of the time 'why dont you do anal?' My standard reply is to ask jokingly if they would fancy being on the receiving end of that particular activity themselves? They usually go quite pale ;D


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Lilly1230

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #19 on: 14 January 2009, 08:46:35 pm »
Today's favourites all came in one call!

"Do you see younger guys, I'm 21"
"Do you see Asian guys?"
"I'm a little inexperienced, is that a problem?"

No, my only problem is that you haven't booked, now run along, pool your pocket money and name the day little man.

Blimey, does he think it's a date I wonder?

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #20 on: 15 January 2009, 12:15:33 am »
Today's favourites all came in one call!

"Do you see younger guys, I'm 21"

I had a call from a 19 year old, area code from Laguna beach, California who made a booking. Now I know California is quite ritzy along the coast so although I was suspicious, I took it with a grain of salt. I shouldnt EVEN took it with a grain of salt. That was just too much!

brandy@saafe

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #21 on: 15 January 2009, 07:28:20 am »
I must admit I do moan inwardly when I'm asked for role-play. Especially when it's teacher/naughty school boy or landlady/lodger scenario where the lodger got caught going throw my drawers sniffing my knickers. But when the scenario starts I really do get into it and get rather carried away.
I would rather do that the Domme stuff I've been asked to do in the past. It's taken me a while to find my niche, but I'm more comfortable with role-play, especially once I get going.

Requests that really make me groan inwardly is when somebody asks for a discount, or when somebody asks, "what do I get for my money?"

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #22 on: 15 January 2009, 07:44:11 am »
But when the scenario starts I really do get into it and get rather carried away.
Requests that really make me groan inwardly is when somebody asks for a discount

same here, and especially when my cocktails really kick in...I get kind of rowdy lol. As for the last request....Im ok with doing that only if they've made a few bookings

I have come to terms that those who haggle on the 1st appointment, turn out to be miserly...including a few I had to leave with just a cancel fee  :P

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #23 on: 15 January 2009, 06:56:07 pm »
I'm usually very upfront and honest when guys ask about anal (or "what don't you do?"), I don't like anything in my bottom - it hurts me too much, and even a finger is uncomfortable. If they push the matter ("well you can't have tried it properly" or "I'm only small" or "how much extra can I pay you?"), I then explain it leaves me in agony - "I'm a small lady in that area, be prepared to pay for at least a week off work as well as dial 999 for medical attention" usually gets their attention (especially as they start trying to work out how much THEY think we MAY earn!

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #24 on: 16 January 2009, 12:32:37 am »
Today I had the: So what kind of things do you like? Stupidly I said: Oh the usual stuff,
- with a slightly better recovery of: but more importantly what do you like?  ;)
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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #25 on: 24 January 2009, 11:40:44 pm »
Today I had the: So what kind of things do you like? Stupidly I said: Oh the usual stuff,
- with a slightly better recovery of: but more importantly what do you like?  ;)


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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #26 on: 25 January 2009, 04:36:17 am »
Hi I am new on here and am from the states. I have been looking for a board which has a safe, positive attitude and I ran into this one. I work as a escort, things are a lot different here. In fact I crave the openess and respect you guys seem to get in you're country with you're chosen work...It just isn't the same in my hippocritical, barbaric, puritan part of the world. It's so nice to hear someone else who gets it.
It's such an ego thing with these guys...They think if they are so good we'll pay them...have you guys heard that one. When you're vagina is screaming to be left alone.
If they wanna make us feel good give us more money!!!!!  That get's me off!!!

brandy@saafe

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #27 on: 25 January 2009, 09:56:57 am »
Hi I am new on here and am from the states. I have been looking for a board which has a safe, positive attitude and I ran into this one. I work as a escort, things are a lot different here. In fact I crave the openess and respect you guys seem to get in you're country with you're chosen work...It just isn't the same in my hippocritical, barbaric, puritan part of the world. It's so nice to hear someone else who gets it.
It's such an ego thing with these guys...They think if they are so good we'll pay them...have you guys heard that one. When you're vagina is screaming to be left alone.
If they wanna make us feel good give us more money!!!!!  That get's me off!!!

And welcome. It's always nice to hear from peeps from the other side of the pond.

lexienight

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #28 on: 25 January 2009, 05:41:27 pm »
In fact I crave the openess and respect you guys seem to get in you're country with you're chosen work...It just isn't the same in my hippocritical, barbaric, puritan part of the world.

I dont know about that, it may be legal but im not sure about getting respect for it?? Where abouts in the US are you?  ;)

And Welcome by the way.  Have fun. x 

LondonEvie

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Re: Requests that make you groan (and not in a good way)
« Reply #29 on: 25 January 2009, 09:02:21 pm »
In fact I crave the openess and respect you guys seem to get in you're country with you're chosen work...It just isn't the same in my hippocritical, barbaric, puritan part of the world.

I dont know about that, it may be legal but im not sure about getting respect for it?? Where abouts in the US are you?  ;)

And Welcome by the way.  Have fun. x 

Likewise, and welcome x