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General Category => Questions and Answers => Topic started by: Phoenix on 17 January 2019, 06:12:17 pm
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Hmm, last night I had yet another Client claiming to be "straight out of the shower" on my outcall, only for me to be faced with the distinct aroma ( and taste :-X) of stale piss when I get down there..
I have taken to carrying miniature infant sanitiser in my washbag and giving their manky cock a blast of cold spray, before dousing with flavoured lube. Does anyone else send them Into their own bathroom to "re-wash"?
For some, it means a trip back upstairs after I have stripped off and made my entrance, Interrupting the flow of things... but still, a wash with hot water and soap beats anything else. This is 3 times this week I have been faced with a less than scrupulous cock. I am so tempted to abandon OWO if this continues..
Any tips anyone? X
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Don't worry about breaking flow, we don't need to put up with risky hygiene unless we're being paid specifically to swallow pee, smegma or poo. I'd cover, refuse offer HR, or walk if he objects. I don't want to re-book clients like this. After a lot of embarassment and squirming I'm now blunt and tell them they smell.
Alternative strategies-I've send them back, and they're so apologetic. I had 3 in one room and made 2 wash their dicks..no arguments or bad feeling, doesn't put them off. Doesn't matter if he's in yours, a hotel or his home-be calm, firm, control him. If I want to save time and expect another client I will sometimes soap them up with a hot flannel, the're fine with that. If it's a longer expensive job I'll get in the shower and wash them inside out, they love the special VIP treatment!
They're paying ££ per minute for breaking the flow because it all comes out of their time not mine, that clock's ticking while they potter about working out how to use the soap.
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Good idea about the sanitiser. Phoenix
I clean up the cock with baby wipes as it pre cums often even after they have washed. Most of the visiting cocks are very clean but there is always the odd one
Yes to smothering it with candy floss oral gel and it's a necessity ;)
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If my clients want OWO then they must shower on arrival and my profile makes this clear. I also tell them how to wash.
IME outcall clients were the dirtiest I came across (I don't offer outcalls now) but if I did, I would state the same, in reverse, they have to wash when YOU arrive.
I've never had a problem and if they pull the 'I've just showered' line', I smile sweetly and tell them it's OW unless they shower. Bit of a no brainer, really.
I'm strict anyway but I would be ultra strict with outcalls. I'm not paid enough to smell, never mind suck a dirty cock or deal with unwashed pubes and smelly arses and yes, I tell them very clearly how to wash ALL these areas. I do it in a sweet way and now I don't have a problem.
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I reckon I have been lucky with hardly any unclean bodies or nether regions over the several years I have been in this work but something which has bugged me a few times is the men who make a big thing about having a shower first but seem not to use the soap/gel at all. I only provide unperfumed bath or shower products so they can't be complaining they take a perfume smell home. They seem to run the hot shower loads as the steam in the bathroom afterwards is thick but unless I am in there to see them wash I can only suspect they have "rinsed" themselves and not washed. Still having a slight pong after a shower is not acceptable to me and I put my other head on and get through the booking.
I don't provide assisted showers and will never do that. If they are still not fresh after a good soaking in there I just don't see them again.
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I make it clear that every guy has to shower when he arrives. I also get in with them and soap up their arses then do a reach under and soap their balls and lastly their cock. They love this VIP treatment and the ones that very rarely try and get out of it. I tell them its a deal breaker and it's not like they don't know as it's plastered all over my website, then i point out that they are obviously not the only guys I will be seeing that day and considering the services I offer like Rimming etc they should be pleased I'm so OCD. You can see the lightbulb moment when they realise the alternative could be kissing me with another blokes shite on my tongue ;D
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I keep an old-fashioned jug and bowl on a dresser next to the bed, which I fill with scalding hot water just before the client arrives (so it stays warm for at least a 30m booking) next to a stack of small bamboo washcloths. If there were any unpleasant aromas, I'd give them a thorough wet wash before I went down there.
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Thanks for all the replies, lots of good advice here :)
I think I will mention that to receive OWO, they will be required to 'wash their bits again at the start of the booking, when i text full confirmation before travelling..and when i arrive, I'll say they can use the bathroom after i have freshened up myself and partially stripped off. How can they complain? ;)
Keep it light and friendly..I mean, if I have to suck a stranger's Willy whether I feel like it or not..at least it should be a clean one.. :-\
Even if they haven't had a wee since showering, some clients think nothing of touching themselves up after smoking a cigarette. Like sucking an ashtray.. :-X
Tonight I had a lovely guy and i asked would he prefer with or without? He said without, but that he really didn't mind. I asked him 'was his shower the very last thing he did down there?' and he confirmed it was.. He was fresh as a daisy..Lovely 8)
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If there is a full stench I take the client to the washbasin and wash their cock down with antibacterial soap (Cidal).
If there is just a whiff then I use baby wipes only.
Luckily this only happens about twice a month.
I think men do not always wash thoroughly and do not pay attention to their bellend and smegma issue if they do not pull the foreskin down, unless they have been circumsised of course.
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I keep an old-fashioned jug and bowl on a dresser next to the bed, which I fill with scalding hot water just before the client arrives (so it stays warm for at least a 30m booking) next to a stack of small bamboo washcloths. If there were any unpleasant aromas, I'd give them a thorough wet wash before I went down there.
Do you charge extra for bed bath?! I :) :D
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I keep a bottle of femfresh by my bathroom sink with willy wash crudley scrawled on the bottle. Thankfully I seldom get smelly clients but have no qualms about asking them to have a quick wash. The worst is the ones who do shower but their genitals reek of fish/bv
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I keep a bottle of femfresh by my bathroom sink with willy wash crudley scrawled on the bottle. Thankfully I seldom get smelly clients but have no qualms about asking them to have a quick wash. The worst is the ones who do shower but their genitals reek of fish/bv
That's disgusting. Thank god I've never had a guy with BV. He'd be leaving pretty damn soon cos there's no way I'd be dealing with that!!!
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Nice one Lush....my mate says in the olden days before the steam powered telephone....the soho walk-up girls would wash every dick in soap and 100% dettol at the sink. There was no choice.
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That's disgusting. Thank god I've never had a guy with BV. He'd be leaving pretty damn soon cos there's no way I'd be dealing with that!!!
I'm pretty sure men can't get bacterial vaginosis... ;D
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Wonder if a seperate warnings section could be set up for really smelly guys.
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Wonder if a seperate warnings section could be set up for really smelly guys.
I doubt that's allowed but no harm in sharing information by PM.
Thankfully 'smellies' are very rare for me but I would refuse service now. I'm too old to put up with bad hygiene.
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I doubt that's allowed but no harm in sharing information by PM.
Thankfully 'smellies' are very rare for me but I would refuse service now. I'm too old to put up with bad hygiene.
I've rarely encountered smelly clients, when I do I ask them to have a wash in the bathroom. Very rare I've used wipes before any action, although I may use a tissue or wipe with excessive pre-cum.
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I'm pretty sure men can't get bacterial vaginosis... ;D
I think yeast infections and unprotected sex with someone with bv can cause the smell. It's revolting and you can smell it before they've even taken off their underwear
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I think yeast infections and unprotected sex with someone with bv can cause the smell. It's revolting and you can smell it before they've even taken off their underwear
Yes and even washing won't get rid of the smell :( In these cases I just don't say anything but do oral with. One 'gentleman' left me a neutral feedback for doing this but hey ho such is life ::)
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I think some men just don't realise that smega is disgusting and they need to learn to wash their willies properly, i.e. to pull the foreskin down when washing, unless they have been circumcised of course.
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I wash EVERY cock with watered down hibiscrub, available at boots. It's a surgical scrub. I also have about 10 soft cloth baby cloths, 5 for a pound in Poundland and boil wash used ones with the dettol washing machine stuff. No one minds, everyone gets the same treatment.
Squeaky clean dick.
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I wash EVERY cock with watered down hibiscrub, available at boots. It's a surgical scrub. I also have about 10 soft cloth baby cloths, 5 for a pound in Poundland and boil wash used ones with the dettol washing machine stuff. No one minds, everyone gets the same treatment.
Squeaky clean dick.
What does it smell like x
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What does it smell like x
First off this stuff is like domestos it doesn't burn but its powerful stuff, but with really mild almost undetectable fragrance. It's tasteless. I I water it down to equal volume 50/50 solution decant it into a pump dispenser. While they are undressing I run the tap hot and squirt the cloth with the solution. I make sure they are ready and meet them on the bed. By the time you reach the bed the it will have cooled to a pleasant temperature and incorporate into play. it gives you a chance to have a good look for other potential hazards. No one has ever objected, it feels nice and gets them hard. I explain everyone gets the same treatment so no one gets offended. Also I use antibacterial hand wash and alcogel between clients as the hibiscrub will crack you hands if you wash your hands constantly with it.
OWO, well I've weighed up the risk/benefit and decided to go with it. I use a mixture original listerine the pale orange one, this contains the highest volume of alcohol and has been proven to help prevent oral std's with corsydyl mouthwash with contains the same chemical as the hibiscrub. I get swabbed very 6 weeks, nothing yet. This is a risk I'm prepared to take but I wouldn't recommend it if you don't do it already as there always a risk of infection.
Good luck with your new infection control routine.
Hibiscrub Skin Cleanser provides antimicrobial preparation for pre-operative surgical hand disinfection, antiseptic handwashing and pre-operative and post-operative skin antisepsis for patients undergoing surgery.
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I've bought some it arrives today. I was wondering if I could mix it 50/50 with shower gel and if it would still work. I make everyone have a shower with me. This is non negotiable, I'm not sure if it's lost me any punts but I really couldn't do the services I do if I didn't.
I do the 50/50 mouthwash trick. Make sure you get it to the very back of your throat. I used to come down with sore throats a lot but since doing this that's stopped and I've never tested positive for anything.
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I don't think it looses clients, I would think it probably makes them very happy to have a free shower with you, I charge extra for that. ;D
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I've bought some it arrives today. I was wondering if I could mix it 50/50 with shower gel and if it would still work. I make everyone have a shower with me. This is non negotiable, I'm not sure if it's lost me any punts but I really couldn't do the services I do if I didn't.
I do the 50/50 mouthwash trick. Make sure you get it to the very back of your throat. I used to come down with sore throats a lot but since doing this that's stopped and I've never tested positive for anything.
Long may that continue,
I really gargle deep don't you worry babe!! You can, but I personally wouldn't wash myself with it everyday as it would wipe out your good skin flora which stimulates your natural skin immunity and leave you open to skin infection. I use it about 3 times a month. Defo use with clients go for it mix it with something like Simple or Carex, have a separate bottle in the shower for yourself, say you've got skin like a peach and have to use an expensive stuff or you'll get an irritation. Or tell them straight. I find they appreciate the extra mile you go to protect yourself and them. Also I emphasise very heavily on my profile the huge importance of their hygiene and grooming. The cleaner and more shaved you are the better the blow job. I just suck cock so very little body contact, if I can get away with it. I haven't had a bad experience yet because I bang on about it in my profile, but I persist with the cleansing routine before and after for them as it gives them peace mind for after. Some essential oils area natural skin protection, I used to work with a girl who sold us amazing antibacterial massage oils and creams she concocted herself. She left the industry and started
her own line of body products.
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I don't think it looses clients, I would think it probably makes them very happy to have a free shower with you, I charge extra for that. ;D
And rightly so
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DBDH so just to clarify, you put the diluted hibiscrub on a wet bamboo cloth and then go to wash him with it - then carry on from there? As in you don't need to rinse it off afterwards with a just-water cloth? Doesn't that sting them/ you or make their cock a bit soapy?
Sorry I have never used this stuff before, and love the sound of your method so want to make sure to do it properly!
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Long may that continue,
I really gargle deep don't you worry babe!! You can, but I personally wouldn't wash myself with it everyday as it would wipe out your good skin flora which stimulates your natural skin immunity and leave you open to skin infection. I use it about 3 times a month. Defo use with clients go for it mix it with something like Simple or Carex, have a separate bottle in the shower for yourself, say you've got skin like a peach and have to use an expensive stuff or you'll get an irritation. Or tell them straight. I find they appreciate the extra mile you go to protect yourself and them. Also I emphasise very heavily on my profile the huge importance of their hygiene and grooming. The cleaner and more shaved you are the better the blow job. I just suck cock so very little body contact, if I can get away with it. I haven't had a bad experience yet because I bang on about it in my profile, but I persist with the cleansing routine before and after for them as it gives them peace mind for after. Some essential oils area natural skin protection, I used to work with a girl who sold us amazing antibacterial massage oils and creams she concocted herself. She left the industry and started
her own line of body products.
OMG I could of wrote that myself lol I also make essential oil blends and I sear its stop me coming down with coughs, colds & flu. Seriously take a look at my website the link is on my profile, I am hygiene mad ;D
Thanks Salty and yes the guys seem happy with the shower, well I have never had any complaints. I do my massage consultation in there whilst I'm soaping their balls up, always cracks a smile and breaks the ice x
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Gina, DBDH... Looks like we've accidentally got ourselves an SAS team of hygienists and herbalists here... I create handmade soap with essential oils ! ;D
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Gina, DBDH... Looks like we've accidentally got ourselves an SAS team of hygienists and herbalists here... I create handmade soap! ;D
;D
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Gina, DBDH... Looks like we've accidentally got ourselves an SAS team of hygienists and herbalists here... I create handmade soap with essential oils ! ;D
No fucking way. :D
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Gina, DBDH... Looks like we've accidentally got ourselves an SAS team of hygienists and herbalists here... I create handmade soap with essential oils ! ;D
No fucking way. Can you flog them on here? *slaps cold hard cash down on counter* you could start a nice little sideline with antibacterial massage oils and soaps.
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DBDH so just to clarify, you put the diluted hibiscrub on a wet bamboo cloth and then go to wash him with it - then carry on from there? As in you don't need to rinse it off afterwards with a just-water cloth? Doesn't that sting them/ you or make their cock a bit soapy?
Sorry I have never used this stuff before, and love the sound of your method so want to make sure to do it properly!
No apologies needed, you're taking good care good yourself.
Red hot water, soak any cloth you choose to use. flannels are nice but they're bulky, to carry about in a bag especially when wet. Use a squirt or two of the solution, run it under the tap again to disseminate the solution. Its super strong so a little goes a long way. I reuse after the service using the same method. No rinsing required. obviously one cloth per client.
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Waay! ;D I've stared at the hibiscrub in Boots many times, but now I'll buy one. Thanks DBDH.
I mentioned somewhere I use 10% benzolyn peroxide acne soap on willies and chocolate starfishes. It's a bleach rich soap-legal in USA.
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Brilliant thanks. Can't wait to try it.
Getting excited about a new willy washing method! I should write that on 'you know you're an escort when...'
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It's arrived I can't wait to try it out x
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;D
Had a look at your website, Great set up you have there. x
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If my clients want OWO then they must shower on arrival and my profile makes this clear. I also tell them how to wash.
IME outcall clients were the dirtiest I came across (I don't offer outcalls now) but if I did, I would state the same, in reverse, they have to wash when YOU arrive.
I've never had a problem and if they pull the 'I've just showered' line', I smile sweetly and tell them it's OW unless they shower. Bit of a no brainer, really.
I'm strict anyway but I would be ultra strict with outcalls. I'm not paid enough to smell, never mind suck a dirty cock or deal with unwashed pubes and smelly arses and yes, I tell them very clearly how to wash ALL these areas. I do it in a sweet way and now I don't have a problem.
Plus one.
But it’s all out there on my profile and it’s rare now that I have to remind them to shower when they arrive. They just know 😀
Otherwise it’s a sweet and heartbroken smile on my face when I say « oh, so you prefer ORAL WITH? Okay then »
And I don’t do OWO on guys who can’t pull back the foreskin. That’s on my profile too. That’s just no.
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If my clients want OWO then they must shower on arrival and my profile makes this clear. I also tell them how to wash.
IME outcall clients were the dirtiest I came across (I don't offer outcalls now) but if I did, I would state the same, in reverse, they have to wash when YOU arrive.
I've never had a problem and if they pull the 'I've just showered' line', I smile sweetly and tell them it's OW unless they shower. Bit of a no brainer, really.
I'm strict anyway but I would be ultra strict with outcalls. I'm not paid enough to smell, never mind suck a dirty cock or deal with unwashed pubes and smelly arses and yes, I tell them very clearly how to wash ALL these areas. I do it in a sweet way and now I don't have a problem.
I haven't noticed a difference with outcall clients, just as clean as those who visit and have visited me in the past when I had a higher ratio of incall bookings.
My biggest problem outcall is encouraging turning on and up the heating.
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Had a look at your website, Great set up you have there. x
Thank you and the new shower gel is going down well. I let the guys use normal shower gel but when it comes to washing their bits and bobs (which i always do for them) i use my special shower gel which is better for more sensitive parts :-*
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Thank you and the new shower gel is going down well. I let the guys use normal shower gel but when it comes to washing their bits and bobs (which i always do for them) i use my special shower gel which is better for more sensitive parts :-*
You might want to check your name spelling, there's 2 different versions on your front page.
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Thank you and the new shower gel is going down well. I let the guys use normal shower gel but when it comes to washing their bits and bobs (which i always do for them) i use my special shower gel which is better for more sensitive parts :-*
And wow just looked at the remainder of your website, it's ace love the wording and the continued insistence of standards.
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You might want to check your name spelling, there's 2 different versions on your front page.
Thanks for letting me know, i was going to change the spelling but decided to revert back. I must of missed that one x