This might be in the wrong place, i'm sorry. I get tested once every three months, got tested last week (swabs and bloods) and got a missed phone call from the clinic today, they left a voicemail asking me to ring them back. They usually just send a text saying all clear so i'm sure i must have something. I rang ten times from 12 to 5 and the only time the receptionist answered was the first time saying that the staff were on lunch, all the other times i got no answer. I left my number and name to get called back and never was.
Now i'm worried, i know i have something but i don't know what or where, the clinic isn't open until Monday now so i have two more days of worrying.  Is there any other way to get my results? I have an 8 hour shift tomorrow at the parlour, i only just had two weeks off and i don't want to get dropped for being unreliable, i'm thinking maybe i should do protected oral and not let anyone lick me out but there's still so many chances for infection. I don't know what to do.

Do you have any symptons? You could offer protected oral and no reverse oral. Could be something or nothing if it was that important they would have called you back.

I have no symptoms, thank you guys, i am probably worrying about nothing.

They text me once to tell me to contact the clinic and then they told me I had thrush!

I asked them to review the texts they send bearing in mind the job we do. I was literally shitting mysef as I had a client on the way and went into panic mode.

It might be something similar.

Don't panic, you are probably fine, although I would personally take the weekend off.

I also had a call from the clinic, I was almost shaking with worry as I had taken things a little further than I normally would at a fetish event. Turns out something had gone wring with the test and they wanted another swab.

I agree. I once had a text from my GUM asking me to phone them back about coming in and all it was was that they'd buggered up one of my samples and needed to take it again. Complete meltdown just because somebody had spilt their brew on a slide, or something .

It could be anything, I was once asked to phone back turned out it was something to do with the results coming in 2 batches. They didn't want to send 'results ok' with only half the results available. Second lot came in and I got my reassurance. Another time they'd found the lab hadn't checked my hep b immunity. Nothing major.

I've got chlamydia  I've never caught anything before, I feel dirty  vaginally swab came back positive for chlamydia and I went to work on Saturday    I don't even know  for dedinite who I caught it from, I had one slight condom slip, so maybe him?

Mi ,
a positive result from vaginal swab means only that they found some bacteria there , NOT that U have a full-blown infection ... so , no need to panic , just treat urself & U'll recover quite quickly !!
Chlamydia is easily transmitted , but I don't think a slight condom slip is the culprit , perhaps the guy in question touched U intimately , after handling his penis , nobody really can say ... 
Look forward to better times !!! 
Please , don't blame yourself nor dwindle too much on the past , OK ?
Think it could have been a much worse problem .