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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #30 on: 27 September 2015, 09:24:39 pm »


The latter are a complete different type of person and if it were me I'd try and manage the situation in a way that is likely to keep me as safe as possible. I think lying and saying something such as your landlord has to come round in 10 minutes do to suspected gas leak / next door flood etc. is often best. If someone seems slightly unhinged or dangerous or threatening then a simple statement such as not being compatible could be read as rejection and possibly cause anger. Putting the onus on an invisible person could just direct their annoyance away from you about not getting their booking.

Tend to agree with the above. Blaming the fictitious landlord, agency or boyfriend ruse is better for the unhinged clients. I also mention the CCTV if they look aggressive

Hmmm. The guy who robbed me recently didn't care about my CCTV. After we realised with my flatmate what he stole I took a PICTURE of our camera and sent it to him to prove we really have it, I'm not joking and I want my things back.
To be honest all it did was scare us to death. A few minutes later we realised we just threatened a criminal who had our address.

Assuming you didn't threaten to kill him or something else illegal why don't you just take footage to the police? (I'm kinda assuming Cctv wouldn't show both of you working if you both do.)

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #31 on: 27 September 2015, 09:53:02 pm »
Twice I've answered the door and my heart sank because they were physically repulsive beyond my ability to cope graciously. Both times I was in a hotel and didn't dare offend with rejection.

I think in future I will nip to the toilet at the start, then come back aghast at having started my period. So sorry! Oh dear! :(

cheesypeas

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #32 on: 28 September 2015, 12:55:00 am »
Norovirus! vomiting disease..highly contagious ;D
Can be got from food poisoning.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #33 on: 28 September 2015, 05:20:56 pm »


The latter are a complete different type of person and if it were me I'd try and manage the situation in a way that is likely to keep me as safe as possible. I think lying and saying something such as your landlord has to come round in 10 minutes do to suspected gas leak / next door flood etc. is often best. If someone seems slightly unhinged or dangerous or threatening then a simple statement such as not being compatible could be read as rejection and possibly cause anger. Putting the onus on an invisible person could just direct their annoyance away from you about not getting their booking.

Tend to agree with the above. Blaming the fictitious landlord, agency or boyfriend ruse is better for the unhinged clients. I also mention the CCTV if they look aggressive

Hmmm. The guy who robbed me recently didn't care about my CCTV. After we realised with my flatmate what he stole I took a PICTURE of our camera and sent it to him to prove we really have it, I'm not joking and I want my things back.
To be honest all it did was scare us to death. A few minutes later we realised we just threatened a criminal who had our address.

Assuming you didn't threaten to kill him or something else illegal why don't you just take footage to the police? (I'm kinda assuming Cctv wouldn't show both of you working if you both do.)

Of course not. The CCTV is outside the main door just getting the image of clients walking in. We activate it from our iPhones so we see clients arriving and can open the door without them even having to ring the bell.

What scares me to death is if I report him and he tries revenge? No I can't risk it. Too scared.

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #34 on: 28 September 2015, 05:22:33 pm »
Twice I've answered the door and my heart sank because they were physically repulsive beyond my ability to cope graciously. Both times I was in a hotel and didn't dare offend with rejection.

I think in future I will nip to the toilet at the start, then come back aghast at having started my period. So sorry! Oh dear! :(

Diarrhoea!!!!!!!

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #35 on: 28 September 2015, 05:24:49 pm »
Norovirus! vomiting disease..highly contagious ;D
Can be got from food poisoning.

Hey not funny! A few weeks I actually did cancel because I woke up with a food poisoning. I was in my bed dying and the guy was texting me saying he will bring meds and stuff. I was like fuck off let me puke in peace!!!!!

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #36 on: 28 September 2015, 11:14:59 pm »
How can you use the plumber idea when a man is standing in your hallway?

If a client arrives and he is smelly, wont shower or is just plain an asshole you tell him to go, hand back the money and say thank you but no thank you, if he gives you lip just make out you are calling your security from the other room.

I agree with fluffyBunny. I offer incalls and I always have a pair of mens shoes at the door when a client walks in, so they are aware/think there is another man in the house. There usually is, but it's a good tip if you are working alone. If they ask who they belong to you can say security, home owner, sub client or whatever you like. Also, I rent out rooms for wg and if nobody is in I offer to put the radio on in the kitchen before I leave. Talk Sport is a good one as it's just talking (no music) and sounds like muffled male voices from a distance.

cheesypeas

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #37 on: 28 September 2015, 11:26:55 pm »
How can you use the plumber idea when a man is standing in your hallway?

What exactly prevents you from using it Flufs?
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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #38 on: 28 September 2015, 11:37:23 pm »
How can you use the plumber idea when a man is standing in your hallway?

What exactly prevents you from using it Flufs?

Here: "Tony, there's a huge leak in the neighbours ceiling downstairs and the plumber is coming with the landlord in 5 minutes"

Voila.
"Sex work is real work, being a landlord isn't" - Graffitti seen on a wall.

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #39 on: 28 September 2015, 11:42:49 pm »
How can you use the plumber idea when a man is standing in your hallway?

What exactly prevents you from using it Flufs?

Here: "Tony, there's a huge leak in the neighbours ceiling downstairs and the plumber is coming with the landlord in 5 minutes"

Voila.

Ana, the neighbor should be upstairs???? So that the leak ruins "your" ceiling...;) I mean I'm just trying to imagine:)

cheesypeas

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #40 on: 28 September 2015, 11:45:26 pm »
LOL Charlotte you're a Scotland Yard Detective!
water travels downward... we gotta get our stories straight here.

Ana we know what you mean  :D... ;D
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #41 on: 28 September 2015, 11:47:48 pm »
Oh say everyone. I had been thinking about the "mouse" excuse today. I'm not scared at all but my flatmate is.

We are basement flat with a garden access. What about this: "a mouse got into my bedroom from the garden and I'm scared to death and I've locked myself in the bathroom. Waiting for my flatmate/landlord/neighbour/prince charming to come catch the beast"

Yes I had a few glasses of wine:) excellent it was:)

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #42 on: 28 September 2015, 11:49:26 pm »
LOL Charlotte well spotted, water travels downward
... we gotta get our stories straight here.

Yup. Everyone go read the thread about that UAE fantasist to educate ourselves how to lie!!!!! LMAO!!!!

cheesypeas

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #43 on: 28 September 2015, 11:51:20 pm »
Slurp  ;D all good!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Open the door and oops bad vibes!!!!
« Reply #44 on: 28 September 2015, 11:52:26 pm »
How can you use the plumber idea when a man is standing in your hallway?

If a client arrives and he is smelly, wont shower or is just plain an asshole you tell him to go, hand back the money and say thank you but no thank you, if he gives you lip just make out you are calling your security from the other room.

I agree with fluffyBunny. I offer incalls and I always have a pair of mens shoes at the door when a client walks in, so they are aware/think there is another man in the house. There usually is, but it's a good tip if you are working alone. If they ask who they belong to you can say security, home owner, sub client or whatever you like. Also, I rent out rooms for wg and if nobody is in I offer to put the radio on in the kitchen before I leave. Talk Sport is a good one as it's just talking (no music) and sounds like muffled male voices from a distance.

Right. Chances are clients will think you're being pimped if you tell them there's a man in the house.