I declare and promise in 2009 to:
Smile at people instead of frown and curb my road rage when the car in front of me is going soooo slowly over a speed bump, like it is Mount bloody Everest or something, I am forced into first gear and am practically ON STOP.
To be tolerant of annoying toddlers in the shops when they scream and scream for NO GOOD REASON and run about as if they are in the playground and never pay attention to their parents.
I will try not to grunt in disgust when a woman with a pram thinks she has the God given right to barge in front of me almost knocking me off kilter just because 'I have a baby you know!'
(I have kids by the way and I can't remember ever being that disgustingly rude when each of them were in a pram!)
I will try my very best to not hum Gordon is a Moron whenever I see Mr Brown on the telly.
I will try not to will Mr Cameron to fall of that bike of his as he cycles to work of a morning but that's a tough one really, nevertheless, I will try.
I will not laugh again ever when my daughter's bed falls apart at 3am and she is left in a heap of old pine and quilt on the floor and looking as if she does not know what the hell just happened to her! (last night - God that was funny!)
I will play AC/DC but I will knock it down an octive or two.
Chocolate is my enemy and as such an apple is my friend
I vow to not go near any underwear shops for a good 6 months as I am out of storeage space and do believe I have 'a problem' when it comes to this lovely, fabulous, brilliant stuff...
I will try not to fall of a client's bed again.
I will try not to laugh when one of my cats jumps on a clients back mid performance and startles him beyond words.
Ummmm....
I can't really think of any others. But I think that's enough to be getting along with, I mean, by the end of this week I possibly would have broken the bloody lot anyhow....
Happy New Year!