One of the recent enquiries I had about an incall, I have actually put it on the "how not to book" thread, as when I said I don't do incalls, his reply was "do you live at home" ...

I get guys begging me "just this once", and "no one will know". They ask why I don't do incalls, offering their own reasons that I don't, such as: "you got kids then?" and "you keeping this secret from your boyfriend?". And they presume they're the best man I'll ever meet: "go on, I'll make it worth your while" and "I'm great with my tongue" and "I'll pay double/be a regular".
"Whereabouts are you" is my bugbear, I get asked this a lot on cam, and it's not just chit chat, cos when I say "London", they go on to ask whereabouts cos they want to come see me...