... [the clients] confirm on the dot, turn up thrusting the right money at me and leave on time with no hassle whatsoever.
*dreams* Oh, for a life where all clients are like this! I would only add in the middle, "and have a great time without trying to do a detective number into my past and current life (for surely I was/am/will be an abused addict at SOME POINT RITE?!?!) or being otherwise weird or odd; just being genuinely nice and fun and then leaving on time with no hassle whatsoever." ...ahh, bliss! No one wake me from my daydreaming please.
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For me there is Absolutely No Physical Attribute that does or does not indicate how the client will behave. I wish they honestly were easier to judge on appearances (thus making us all safer at work and able to make quick decisions about whether or not a client LOOKS like a murderer!) but unfortunately in this job, a client's height/weight/age/job/wages/background/ethnicity etc are meaningless and you can only judge 'em by what they do. Luckily, idiots tend to out themselves quickly and an escort's weirdo-radar is quickly fine-tuned. (If a client of mine complains that he didn't hear back from another escort he wanted to see, I always start by recommending he re-email, this time only writing three lines or less as the more they rabbit, the more likely they are to set of a sensitive creep-detecting system! But I phrase it more tactfully, of course.
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That all said, I tend to deter very young guys (18-19) from seeing me if I am able to guess their young age by witnessing immature behaviour from them. I mean, as said above, if you're going to call me and squeak, "Heya babe! Do you wanna go cinema wiv me?" then you're pretty much shooting yourself in the foot. But if I can't guess their age because their behaviour is perfect then there obviously isn't anything for me to object to, so I don't.
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I don't really get any no-shows (though I've probably just jinxed myself horribly) or at least not ones that matter - if I don't get the morning confirmation call for a booking made in advance, I just take another appointment or go and spend the afternoon with my friends instead. I guess maybe I'm just not surprised by any no-shows as I assume it's a no-show until I get that *definite* confirmation call right on time so don't bother wasting my time getting ready if I don't hear from them. I also have a few regulars by now who know my system so know when they can call and see if I've had any cancellations that they can have instead. And of course, a good system is fine-tuned to focus on rewarding the good clients, the regulars and reliables, and just dismissing the no-shows and timewasters without a hiccup so that ultimately, you end up healthy and happy with lots of money and relatively little stress! Mainly I stalk Amy's posts and copy her stated screening/booking methods - definitely a recommended way to improve your biz. And obviously this entire forum is full of everyone's best ideas and input, too.
I don't think that many young (again, ages 18-19) guys get through my screening and although I've had a few odd emails requesting I take someone's virginity, I take instead the whole thing with a pinch of salt and reply that no, I'd really rather not. Ick! Major turn-off and I think, in the case of the fantasist, more about dominance/submission or power-play sex which isn't something I really offer. I don't even really think it's a good idea for a guy to perhaps refuse to wait til the right girl comes along to have a bit of a relationship and a caring 'first time' the old-fashioned way - I mean, I don't count work sex (paid physical acts) as personal sex (passionate and loving with a special person - I am secretly innately boringly monogamous!) so for me, if I lost my virginity to a sex worker I'd still want to lose it to a 'real person'. But I might just have a weird attitude about sex and what makes it either a physical thing, or an emotional one, or both, or neither(?) - I dunno!
Oh, I'm going on loads of tangents here. Must stop rambling. Er, time for a cuppa!