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KSE...? What's this then?
« on: 03 April 2010, 12:15:55 pm »
A potential client has asked me if I do "KSE" - I can't think what this is and can't find it on google or the PLink sex terms page...

Anyone know, please?

Thanks :)


EDITED TO ADD - OK, I just found out, it means "Kama Sutra Experience".... how would this be incorporated into a session? Gawd I feel thick today...
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Re: KSE...? What's this then?
« Reply #1 on: 03 April 2010, 12:27:06 pm »
I would incorporate it into a session by ignoring that email and eating some ice cream (on my own, in pajamas). But then my full working name is Emily EVIL Jones. Ha! I'm a comedian today. ;D

Er, anyway. If you really do want to try and get this guy to book an appointment, perhaps ask him what his idea of a KSE is? That would cut to the chase and help you discover exactly what it is that he's after. He'll probably reply with a picture of his penis but then again, he might be serious and you two could then sort out the details between you.

On the other hand... Violette probably has some way more exciting ideas. :P
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Re: KSE...? What's this then?
« Reply #2 on: 03 April 2010, 12:36:00 pm »
I would incorporate it into a session by ignoring that email and eating some ice cream (on my own, in pajamas). But then my full working name is Emily EVIL Jones. Ha! I'm a comedian today. ;D

Er, anyway. If you really do want to try and get this guy to book an appointment, perhaps ask him what his idea of a KSE is? That would cut to the chase and help you discover exactly what it is that he's after. He'll probably reply with a picture of his penis but then again, he might be serious and you two could then sort out the details between you.

On the other hand... Violette probably has some way more exciting ideas. :P

I'm LMHO here!!!  ;D ;D Especially at "He'll probably reply with a picture of his penis"  :D

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« Reply #3 on: 03 April 2010, 01:21:36 pm »
I would incorporate it into a session by ignoring that email and eating some ice cream (on my own, in pajamas). But then my full working name is Emily EVIL Jones. Ha! I'm a comedian today. ;D

Er, anyway. If you really do want to try and get this guy to book an appointment, perhaps ask him what his idea of a KSE is? That would cut to the chase and help you discover exactly what it is that he's after. He'll probably reply with a picture of his penis but then again, he might be serious and you two could then sort out the details between you.

On the other hand... Violette probably has some way more exciting ideas. :P

The only time I (or I suspect anybody else) have ever seen this acronym actually used is by a particularly cretinous PN member who apparently believes that if he crowbars it into enough of his posts, it will 'catch on' in common parlance and be added to the great tome of genuine punting abbreviations (whereupon he can bang on about how he invented it in the most tedious way possible, as it will undoubtedly be the nearest to an achievement he is ever likely to get).

I've no idea whether it's him you've heard from but if so I would avoid like the bloody plague, if only to not have to listen to him talk. It could well be some newbie who's seen it and hasn't realised though, bless 'em.

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Re: KSE...? What's this then?
« Reply #4 on: 03 April 2010, 01:37:58 pm »
I would incorporate it into a session by ignoring that email and eating some ice cream (on my own, in pajamas). But then my full working name is Emily EVIL Jones. Ha! I'm a comedian today. ;D

Er, anyway. If you really do want to try and get this guy to book an appointment, perhaps ask him what his idea of a KSE is? That would cut to the chase and help you discover exactly what it is that he's after. He'll probably reply with a picture of his penis but then again, he might be serious and you two could then sort out the details between you.

On the other hand... Violette probably has some way more exciting ideas. :P

The only time I (or I suspect anybody else) have ever seen this acronym actually used is by a particularly cretinous PN member who apparently believes that if he crowbars it into enough of his posts, it will 'catch on' in common parlance and be added to the great tome of genuine punting abbreviations (whereupon he can bang on about how he invented it in the most tedious way possible, as it will undoubtedly be the nearest to an achievement he is ever likely to get).

I've no idea whether it's him you've heard from but if so I would avoid like the bloody plague, if only to not have to listen to him talk. It could well be some newbie who's seen it and hasn't realised though, bless 'em.


Ahhhh. Now this makes sense.  I think I'll do a PN search before I reply to him. And I WON'T be using the abbreviation. Just cos some of Emily's evillness has rubbed off on me. Mwahaha!!

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Re: KSE...? What's this then?
« Reply #5 on: 03 April 2010, 01:46:13 pm »
I would incorporate it into a session by ignoring that email and eating some ice cream (on my own, in pajamas). But then my full working name is Emily EVIL Jones. Ha! I'm a comedian today. ;D

Er, anyway. If you really do want to try and get this guy to book an appointment, perhaps ask him what his idea of a KSE is? That would cut to the chase and help you discover exactly what it is that he's after. He'll probably reply with a picture of his penis but then again, he might be serious and you two could then sort out the details between you.

On the other hand... Violette probably has some way more exciting ideas. :P

The only time I (or I suspect anybody else) have ever seen this acronym actually used is by a particularly cretinous PN member who apparently believes that if he crowbars it into enough of his posts, it will 'catch on' in common parlance and be added to the great tome of genuine punting abbreviations (whereupon he can bang on about how he invented it in the most tedious way possible, as it will undoubtedly be the nearest to an achievement he is ever likely to get).

I've no idea whether it's him you've heard from but if so I would avoid like the bloody plague, if only to not have to listen to him talk. It could well be some newbie who's seen it and hasn't realised though, bless 'em.


Ahhhh. Now this makes sense.  I think I'll do a PN search before I reply to him. And I WON'T be using the abbreviation. Just cos some of Emily's evillness has rubbed off on me. Mwahaha!!

OK, I think I know who you mean, we've chatted via PM and so I don't *think* this is the same guy. But we'll see :D

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« Reply #6 on: 03 April 2010, 02:12:31 pm »
KSE, my black ass what he means is Tantra. I do offer a Tantric session, basically it boils down to spending loads of time cooing and ahhing over his lingam (penis), and massaging the hell out of it with scented oils  basically delaying the inevitable (ejaculation). Throw in some new age music, some low lighting a sari, and some bollywood dance moves and your stage is set. Oh don't forget the bindi. :)
The best way to go about this is to start with a nice overly warm bath, bathing him like he own person geisha, again scented with something nice, then lead the man into room of preparation where you will disrobe for his viewing pleasure, basically a striptease with Indian music. Rub you body down with the oil of love and begin to give your man a massage, prop him up on loads of pillows, and massage away, you can incorporate a prostrate massage as well into this. The object is to get lover boy to the point of orgasm about two or three times, four time for the more hearty out there, before letting him have an orgasm.  This has the effect of helping the gentlemen in question how to recognize the signs of ejaculation and teaching him how to begin to learn to get a grip on it to some degree.

I sell Tantric session as a way for men to learn how to become multi orgasmic, and as a means to get in tune with them selves. It also helps the gentlemen that is a pre-mature ejaculator  to begin to over come this if it is something that is bothering him. The basic Tantric session is between three to four hours! It is intense, and expensive. Because I basically turn my Boudoir into an exotic Indian themed love nest, I also mix up the oils for the massage, using top quality aromatherapy essential oils, and for the bath. I will even mix up a nice sugar or salt body scrub, and add some oils to the shampoo. I prepare sliced fruit to feed him during rest periods, teas, soft drinks, nothing alcoholic, maybe a bit of hash or weed(only in Amsterdam). Basically it a Pure Indulgence for the man, they get washed, scrubbed, hair shampooed, body massaged, fed fruit and their dick played with. What more could they want?

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« Reply #7 on: 03 April 2010, 02:19:49 pm »
KSE, my black ass what he means is Tantra. I do offer a Tantric session, basically it boils down to spending loads of time cooing and ahhing over his lingam (penis), and massaging the hell out of it with scented oils  basically delaying the inevitable (ejaculation). Throw in some new age music, some low lighting a sari, and some bollywood dance moves and your stage is set. Oh don't forget the bindi. :)
The best way to go about this is to start with a nice overly warm bath, bathing him like he own person geisha, again scented with something nice, then lead the man into room of preparation where you will disrobe for his viewing pleasure, basically a striptease with Indian music. Rub you body down with the oil of love and begin to give your man a massage, prop him up on loads of pillows, and massage away, you can incorporate a prostrate massage as well into this. The object is to get lover boy to the point of orgasm about two or three times, four time for the more hearty out there, before letting him have an orgasm.  This has the effect of helping the gentlemen in question how to recognize the signs of ejaculation and teaching him how to begin to learn to get a grip on it to some degree.

I sell Tantric session as a way for men to learn how to become multi orgasmic, and as a means to get in tune with them selves. It also helps the gentlemen that is a pre-mature ejaculator  to begin to over come this if it is something that is bothering him. The basic Tantric session is between three to four hours! It is intense, and expensive. Because I basically turn my Boudoir into an exotic Indian themed love nest, I also mix up the oils for the massage, using top quality aromatherapy essential oils, and for the bath. I will even mix up a nice sugar or salt body scrub, and add some oils to the shampoo. I prepare sliced fruit to feed him during rest periods, teas, soft drinks, nothing alcoholic, maybe a bit of hash or weed(only in Amsterdam). Basically it a Pure Indulgence for the man, they get washed, scrubbed, hair shampooed, body massaged, fed fruit and their dick played with. What more could they want?


AAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Now this makes a lot of sense, as he also asked if I do prostate massage!

That's excellent Violette thank you - and why don't you live in London so I can come and learn from you in person??  ;D

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Re: KSE...? What's this then?
« Reply #8 on: 03 April 2010, 03:06:29 pm »
Oh bless. I just received a reply, and it seems that his favourite "KSE" is basically "doggy". :)

I don't think he'll book me though, as he does like a prostate massage, and I don't offer this.

Still, sounded like a nice guy :)

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« Reply #9 on: 03 April 2010, 05:28:12 pm »
Doggy! Bless him! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 03 April 2010, 07:55:21 pm »
Hi, I just had an email from a "M*****r" asking for KSE and prostate massaging.  Bet it is the same one.  
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« Reply #11 on: 03 April 2010, 08:00:31 pm »
Hi, I just had an email from a "M*****r" asking for KSE and prostate massaging.  Bet it is the same one.  

BINGO!! It is him. Did he ask you for DFK and OWO too?
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« Reply #12 on: 04 April 2010, 07:09:27 am »
He could well be reading this thread, bear that in mind. :)
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Re: KSE...? What's this then?
« Reply #13 on: 04 April 2010, 09:20:17 am »
Yes he did.

Well at least we all know what KSE is now, supposedly.

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Re: KSE...? What's this then?
« Reply #14 on: 04 April 2010, 10:24:28 am »
I got it as well.
I don't know where you guys are but I am all the way over in Wales so that would have been quite some drive for him  :D
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