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Rosenrot

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I can’t stand bad breath clients
« on: 29 July 2019, 10:34:38 am »
Hello,
How do you handle the bad breath problem with clients?

I’m sick and tired of having to pussyfoot around the issue and not to appear rude. I avoid kissing as much as can because I don’t want to puke all over them and make them kiss my body instead like neck and shoulders. I am left with stinking skin after that which makes me wanna gag. Worst even, when they refuse to take the mint or chewing gum.

I always always make sure I am clean and fresh everywhere including spending on dentist, mouthwash and chewing gum during the booking to make sure I am good everywhere.

I really can’t stand lack of good hygiene from them and it got to a point when I cancel the booking in the middle of it because I’m furious they couldn’t make the same effort.

Please advise... :(

Justine

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #1 on: 29 July 2019, 10:53:08 am »
The other day I had a man who did not exactly have bad breath but it was more just stale if anyone can identify with that. I always look forward to when they are gone and gargle with my own mouthwash, something they obviously never think of doing before arrival.

There really is no excuse. Even if coming from work or not straight from home they could chew gum or use a mouth spray.

Sometimes I wonder if the men reading these threads ever take a moment to think it may apply to them.

Rosenrot

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #2 on: 29 July 2019, 11:13:16 am »
Thing is, I’ve just cancelled a booking over this. I couldn’t stand it and I was extremely irate. He did shower, used mouthwash but very soon it became apparent that he has serious dental issues and the mouthwash didn’t help it. I saw brown residue on his teeth which made me wanna gag. I refused kissing and he went down on me and I could fucking smell it, the smell was on my body and in the room. He wanted me to squat over him whilst he gives me oral so the smell was pouring up. Additionally he kept on pressing my tights down which makes it even harder to squat for a long time. Plus the heat. I got off and told him I’m angry, he says no longer in the mood and we cancelled saying he “wasn’t expecting anything like this”.

I wouldn’t be surprised he gives me a negative and starts bitching how awful I was to him.

It was supposed to be a 1.5hr booking and there’s no way I would survive that without wearing a gas mask. Sometimes I worry I catch something from their hellish mouths.
« Last Edit: 29 July 2019, 11:15:56 am by Rosenrot »

CelesteManchester

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #3 on: 29 July 2019, 11:21:13 am »
I used to be embarrassed but not any more!😡 I'm chewing peppermint gum until the second they knock, then in the trash in goes. (Confirmation so I know it's not me)

Handshake, how do you do, pull in for a friendly hug & a peck on the lips. Conversational chit chat, I'll  explained my cpl of rules, then after a few minutes I'll say, "Go ahead & wash your hands & there's mouthwash for you to use as well."

He's done in the bathroom, discreet peek to see how far the level of the bottle has gone down (I make sure it's always full just for this reason).

Evidently he's used it, we kiss, there's NP, yay. Proceed.

Or, evidently he used it, we kiss, & there IS a problem bc he's disgusting & has rotten teeth.
"It is so hard to get fresh breath this time of year, don't you think?" as I take a swig & hand him another 1.

If that doesn't work & you're (or he is) invested in the kissing from a GFE POV, then he needs a toothbrush & no I'm sorry, you can't borrow mine, therefore kissing anywhere is off the table.

I repeat again & again: put it in their lap.
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Rosenrot

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #4 on: 29 July 2019, 11:30:35 am »
Have you ever had anyone getting offended or cancelling the booking once they were told that they stink?

Justine

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #5 on: 29 July 2019, 11:36:23 am »
This just brought to mind a man I met ages ago. He came in, paid and we had the pleasantries, just a peck on the lips so I had no idea if he did nor did not have a problem but when he asked to go and use the bathroom I showed him where it was and said there is mouthwash in there too. I said it in the nicest way possible.

(I have a separate very small bottle of mouthwash for clients and put mine away before they arrive.) He replied oh really? with a strange tone and I knew he had not used it so he probably felt miffed I mentioned it.

Turned out his breath was ok but that was not the point. Like Celeste I mouthwash then chew gum until the second that doorbell goes. I can be found in front of my magnifying mirror checking for anything between my teeth just before they arrive too as would hate them to be anything other than perfect when they see that smile.

Rosenrot

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #6 on: 29 July 2019, 11:44:36 am »
I’m exactly the same but even more anal about it - I have the gum in also whilst kissing just in case they stink. It creates a kind of buffer...  I also make sure to have eaten beforehand because when the gum eventually goes your breath can smell if it’s an empty stomach.

Getting to a point where I send them home and earn none because money just won’t make me enjoy it. Funny thing is that they then get pissy and give a negative because you didn’t kiss them.
Of course no mention for the cause, as they seem oblivious about their own stench.

CelesteManchester

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #7 on: 29 July 2019, 11:56:52 am »
Have you ever had anyone getting offended or cancelling the booking once they were told that they stink?

Rosenrot ~
I've not turned anyone away (yet), but I've made them gargle twice & have done no kissing. I try ~ despite my tough persona on here ~ I really do try not to be a heartless bitch to these guys, but after 2 thorough swishes AND 2 gargles AND you're still not getting it?

It's time for the Celeste Come To Jesus Talk (sigh).
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TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #8 on: 29 July 2019, 12:39:29 pm »
Hello,
How do you handle the bad breath problem with clients?

I’m sick and tired of having to pussyfoot around the issue and not to appear rude. I avoid kissing as much as can because I don’t want to puke all over them and make them kiss my body instead like neck and shoulders. I am left with stinking skin after that which makes me wanna gag. Worst even, when they refuse to take the mint or chewing gum.

I always always make sure I am clean and fresh everywhere including spending on dentist, mouthwash and chewing gum during the booking to make sure I am good everywhere.

I really can’t stand lack of good hygiene from them and it got to a point when I cancel the booking in the middle of it because I’m furious they couldn’t make the same effort.

Please advise... :(

Its ALWAYS the clients with a cavity or who smoke that don’t freshen up and refuse a mint but now I just give a mint to everyone so I’m not singling anyone out and I practically ram it in their mouth.

I have mouthwash in my bathroom but they rarely use it.

So I’ve stated buying listerine mints that turn into mouthwash in your mouth that are really good but they’re about £3 for a pack of 8

X

TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #9 on: 29 July 2019, 12:49:36 pm »
Thing is, I’ve just cancelled a booking over this. I couldn’t stand it and I was extremely irate. He did shower, used mouthwash but very soon it became apparent that he has serious dental issues and the mouthwash didn’t help it. I saw brown residue on his teeth which made me wanna gag. I refused kissing and he went down on me and I could fucking smell it, the smell was on my body and in the room. He wanted me to squat over him whilst he gives me oral so the smell was pouring up. Additionally he kept on pressing my tights down which makes it even harder to squat for a long time. Plus the heat. I got off and told him I’m angry, he says no longer in the mood and we cancelled saying he “wasn’t expecting anything like this”.

I wouldn’t be surprised he gives me a negative and starts bitching how awful I was to him.

It was supposed to be a 1.5hr booking and there’s no way I would survive that without wearing a gas mask. Sometimes I worry I catch something from their hellish mouths.

I had a very creepy client once who booked me just to talk to me.

He thought booking me and talking to me might make me comfortable enough to offer him all sorts of services I don’t do, he was a sub who wanted to come and clean my house and whatever.

Anyway, his breath was so bad that I was struggling to talk to him so moved far away from him and even after, I felt physically ill.

I’ve smelt cavity’s a million times off people but this was on another level, my room needed aired out after it.

I don’t believe they are unaware of their bad breath because their breath must taste like shit for it to smell like shit.

I’ve said many times that I don’t care what a client looks like. He could look like something from the hills have eyes for all I care, I don’t care how big they are (in weight) and I don’t care their race or anything else that’s not important but I am absolutely grossed out by bad hygiene and I won’t be made to feel bad for that.

They are depriving themselves of a good service if they refuse a shower, argue about having a shower or don’t freshen their breath or whatever.

We aren’t being unreasonable in expecting our clients to be fresh but I really don’t think many of them care, they don’t care about us as human beings.

They think we’re here to do a job professionally and are being paid good money so therefor, we should just put up with things like that and grow a thick skin blah blah blah.
« Last Edit: 29 July 2019, 01:00:56 pm by Sophia x »

TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #10 on: 29 July 2019, 12:57:12 pm »
Have you ever had anyone getting offended or cancelling the booking once they were told that they stink?

It does make it extremely awkward.

I once had a client who showered on arrival and was fresh everywhere until I put his dick in my mouth and realised it was disgustingly stale under his foreskin.

At the time, I was really embarrassed to say anything and he seemed a nice person so I just scrubbed it with babywipes and jumped up mid blow job to wash my mouth out with mouth wash.

He didn’t pick up on any of those hints that there was a problem.

Anyway, after he left he sent me a bunch of messages to see about booking again which I ignored until he forced a response out of me where I explained what the problem was, he denied it saying he had 3 showers that day. One in the morning, one on arrival and one before he left.

I said yes, I’m aware but you didn’t pull back your foreskin to clean under there at all which made it really unpleasant for me but he was totally unwilling to accept there was a problem.

And has since used every opportunity to stick the boot in any time I’ve been mentioned elsewhere.

So they can get offended, cancel, be in complete denial and go as far as blaming you for it and taking revenge on you but fuck them, don’t put yourself through anything that makes you feel physically unwell for the sake of making them happy when they don’t deserve it.

saltysweet

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #11 on: 29 July 2019, 01:20:54 pm »
Different tribes I guess!....I used to kiss all the stale slobber mouths and felt shit about it. Like magic, when my thinking changed most of my clients show no interest in kissing. If one or two a year feel an urge they ask ever so politely and it depends on how much I like them. Usually I'll say it's not my thing unless he's hot. Anyway I get the impression if I tried to kiss clients generally they'd be hugely embarrassed.
« Last Edit: 29 July 2019, 01:38:04 pm by saltysweet »

English Green

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #12 on: 29 July 2019, 02:15:35 pm »
This is my real pet hate and so many have bad breath. I avoid kissing people as much as possible as hate it. I also cannot stand clients breathing all over me when there on top.

I have a very very sensitive nose and these things make me feel sick. I saw 1 guy around 30 as soin as he entered the room his mouth smell so bad must have something wrong with him and when he left the whole room stunk i had to open all windows and use half a tin of air freshner, he had a wife and young kids surely they must have told him..daddy you stink lol

saltysweet

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #13 on: 29 July 2019, 02:42:03 pm »
I saw 1 guy around 30 as soin as he entered the room his mouth smell so bad must have something wrong with him and when he left the whole room stunk i had to open all windows and use half a tin of air freshner, he had a wife and young kids surely they must have told him..daddy you stink lol

His family live with the pong 24/7 so are probably desensitised to it.

It's a medical condition called halitosis caused by bacteria from poor oral hygiene, gum or tooth decay/infection and they need to get it treated. A single brushing or mouthwash sesh won't stop it. I wouldn't want to swallow the toxins they're pumping out. One guy was shouting in my ear in a club my wig got splattered with saliva droplets which infected it with satan's asshole juice from his mouth bacteria and I had to disinfect it. Also condition called gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) makes their breath smell of poo apparently. :o
« Last Edit: 29 July 2019, 03:07:08 pm by saltysweet »

TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: I can’t stand bad breath clients
« Reply #14 on: 29 July 2019, 03:13:18 pm »
His family live with the pong 24/7 so are probably desensitised to it.

It's a medical condition called halitosis caused by bacteria from poor oral hygiene, gum or tooth decay/infection and they need to get it treated. A single brushing or mouthwash sesh won't stop it. I wouldn't want to swallow the toxins they're pumping out. One guy was shouting in my ear in a club my wig got splattered with saliva droplets which infected it with satan's asshole juice from his mouth bacteria and I had to disinfect it. Also condition called gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) makes their breath smell of poo apparently. :o

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