Author Topic: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin? (Read 4154 times)

amy · « **Reply #15 on:** 07 September 2013, 06:13:42 pm »

You're maybe right, I don't know to be honest - I very rarely get stinky or dirty clients but I would think that working all day in an office wearing a suit or shirt with synthetic fibres would result in a fair degree of rankness after ten hours or so. Bear in mind many men don't seem to have a clue what anti perspirant is

.

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #16 on:** 07 September 2013, 08:14:48 pm »

Well on the upside I just had a client come in freshly showered and smelling devine

then he politely asked if he could have a shower finishing up to go home. Why cant they all be like that? Totally meant I was up for getting far more intimate with him than I would someone who wasn't clean.

xx

Lil Lolita · « **Reply #17 on:** 07 September 2013, 08:50:21 pm »

Quote from: amy on 07 September 2013, 06:13:42 pm

You're maybe right, I don't know to be honest - I very rarely get stinky or dirty clients but I would think that working all day in an office wearing a suit or shirt with synthetic fibres would result in a fair degree of rankness after ten hours or so. Bear in mind many men don't seem to have a clue what anti perspirant is .

This is what I mean. I don't think he wears any (for whatever reason!).

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #18 on:** 07 September 2013, 09:01:55 pm »

It's odd isn't it, I often offer anti prespirant and they often decline, even when they are heading back to the office they don't seem interested and I have a selection of quality gents deoderants and things for them to use

WeeScottishlassie · « **Reply #19 on:** 08 September 2013, 03:13:55 pm »

If they are really smelly, I suggest a shower together and take control of the process in a sensual way. Soap all over.
I avoid getting my face wet at clip my hair up.
Never had anyone refuse

Works a charm.

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #20 on:** 08 September 2013, 04:39:12 pm »

Quote from: WeeScottishlassie on 08 September 2013, 03:13:55 pm

If they are really smelly, I suggest a shower together and take control of the process in a sensual way. Soap all over.
I avoid getting my face wet at clip my hair up.
Never had anyone refuse
Works a charm.

I find shared showers far too intimate, is that werid? Its just one of those things I'd rather keep for my real life partners same as OWO and whatever else I don't do with punters. Then there is the fact that I spend ages with big rollers in my hair and things so going in the shower without a shower cap with them would make it go frizzy and flat so its defo not for me.

xx

Dudette · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 July 2014, 04:39:02 pm »

I really wish I could be as assertive as some of you replying to this. Oh God I'm getting them all today! My first client was absolutely humming of mahogany wood/damp with a some b.o mixed in. The extra work of stripping the bed, the obligatory shower & this is the first time its made me repeatedly retch, but the skid marks he left in my thong (1st time & last time I'm allowing a client to wear my knickers) just sent me over the edge.

Now I've just had another client who turned up in work trousers & paint on his top. I asked if he'd like to use the bathroom. He did. I asked if he wanted to use the shower. He said he just wanted to use the loo. I was praying he might be cleaner underneath but his hands needed washing & he had that "sanded wood" smell. So airing out the room again. Thankfully both had clean intimate areas.

Sometimes u don't realise how smelly someone is, until the clothes go off. How do people handle this? I've been in this situations thousands of times and still dont have the heart to tell them.

I've even considered raising my prices to attract more professional gentlemen. They seem to be the more hygienic / conscientious ones in my experience

xxx

elp55 · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 July 2014, 05:08:35 pm »

Quote from: Dudette on 01 July 2014, 04:39:02 pm

I really wish I could be as assertive as some of you replying to this. Oh God I'm getting them all today! My first client was absolutely humming of mahogany wood/damp with a some b.o mixed in. The extra work of stripping the bed, the obligatory shower & this is the first time its made me repeatedly retch, but the skid marks he left in my thong (1st time & last time I'm allowing a client to wear my knickers) just sent me over the edge.

Now I've just had another client who turned up in work trousers & paint on his top. I asked if he'd like to use the bathroom. He did. I asked if he wanted to use the shower. He said he just wanted to use the loo. I was praying he might be cleaner underneath but his hands needed washing & he had that "sanded wood" smell. So airing out the room again. Thankfully both had clean intimate areas.

Sometimes u don't realise how smelly someone is, until the clothes go off. How do people handle this? I've been in this situations thousands of times and still dont have the heart to tell them.

I've even considered raising my prices to attract more professional gentlemen. They seem to be the more hygienic / conscientious ones in my experience

xxx

OMG!! what is it with guys and skid marks? I am so fed up with dirty asses I cover the bed in disposable couch roll and dispose of after each client. If I get even ONE episode of skidding the client is binned along with the roll forthwith xx

Dudette · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 July 2014, 05:21:03 pm »

Quote from: elp55 on 01 July 2014, 05:08:35 pm

Quote from: Dudette on 01 July 2014, 04:39:02 pm
I really wish I could be as assertive as some of you replying to this. Oh God I'm getting them all today! My first client was absolutely humming of mahogany wood/damp with a some b.o mixed in. The extra work of stripping the bed, the obligatory shower & this is the first time its made me repeatedly retch, but the skid marks he left in my thong (1st time & last time I'm allowing a client to wear my knickers) just sent me over the edge.

Now I've just had another client who turned up in work trousers & paint on his top. I asked if he'd like to use the bathroom. He did. I asked if he wanted to use the shower. He said he just wanted to use the loo. I was praying he might be cleaner underneath but his hands needed washing & he had that "sanded wood" smell. So airing out the room again. Thankfully both had clean intimate areas.

Sometimes u don't realise how smelly someone is, until the clothes go off. How do people handle this? I've been in this situations thousands of times and still dont have the heart to tell them.

I've even considered raising my prices to attract more professional gentlemen. They seem to be the more hygienic / conscientious ones in my experience

xxx

OMG!! what is it with guys and skid marks? I am so fed up with dirty asses I cover the bed in disposable couch roll and dispose of after each client. If I get even ONE episode of skidding the client is binned along with the roll forthwith xx

Lol @ the guy and getting binned

Eee I know, its awful. I get the skid marks on the bed aswell & sometimes I even get embarrased for them if they see them. Ive started putting a towel on the bed but of course, its never happened since lol.

I've never heard of disposable couch rolls. I'll have to have a google of that one

Xxx

elp55 · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 July 2014, 05:28:54 pm »

Yes its a godsend and I get the embarrassed for them bit, tho in my paranoia (and very slightly because I like to humiliate them sometimes) I spend a minute inspecting the bedroll for tale tell signs of the brown stuff, then sigh and say "tut-tut, what d,ya call this then?"

Here;s a link to amazon:

http://www. amazon.co.uk/Massage-Couch-Bed-Roll-Recycled/dp/B00EA0WD6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1404231927&sr=1-1&keywords=paper+bed+roll

_{[Link made non-clickable; please don't post these here]}

Caledonia · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 July 2014, 10:51:21 pm »

The problem is they seem to think they only need to wipe once and they're clean.

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 July 2014, 10:58:16 am »

Quote from: Dudette on 01 July 2014, 04:39:02 pm

I really wish I could be as assertive as some of you replying to this. Oh God I'm getting them all today! My first client was absolutely humming of mahogany wood/damp with a some b.o mixed in. The extra work of stripping the bed, the obligatory shower & this is the first time its made me repeatedly retch, but the skid marks he left in my thong (1st time & last time I'm allowing a client to wear my knickers) just sent me over the edge.

Now I've just had another client who turned up in work trousers & paint on his top. I asked if he'd like to use the bathroom. He did. I asked if he wanted to use the shower. He said he just wanted to use the loo. I was praying he might be cleaner underneath but his hands needed washing & he had that "sanded wood" smell. So airing out the room again. Thankfully both had clean intimate areas.

Sometimes u don't realise how smelly someone is, until the clothes go off. How do people handle this? I've been in this situations thousands of times and still dont have the heart to tell them.

I've even considered raising my prices to attract more professional gentlemen. They seem to be the more hygienic / conscientious ones in my experience

xxx

I've had more smelly buggers that were the business suit brigade so I don't think its anything to do with whether they are professional or not. They either decheese their knobs or they don't.

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin? (Read 4154 times)

amy

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

Pink~Princess

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

Lil Lolita

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

Pink~Princess

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

WeeScottishlassie

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

Pink~Princess

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

Dudette

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

elp55

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

Dudette

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

elp55

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

Caledonia

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?

BibiofLeeds

Re: How to get water phobic clients to shower before you begin?