But seriously, if asked that I would say, it's not about me, its about you, I get pleasure out of giving you pleasure or the greatest pleasure for me and what really makes me happy is giving you pleasure and leaving you feeling satisfied or the only thing you can do to make me happy is to come back again with more cash lol I would say this hoping he would take the hint and just come and have his fun and leave.
I second this. It is their responsibility to decide what they want to do (within the limits if your services), not yours. Jeez, imagine if they did that to anyone else in any other job.
'Hello waitress, yes I'll have whatever meal you most enjoy preparing.'