Reminds me of a call I had a few days ago:
Delboy type, fresh in town: Hello Darlin' you available for a Hotel outcall today?
Me: Sure, about 2pm?
Db: Great! Er, could you bring some ' Charlie' with you'? ( What is this, 1989 or something?
![Grin ;D](https://saafe.info/main/Smileys/classic/grin.gif)
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Me: I don't work with anyone else sorry-only kidding-No, I don't supply Cocaine I'm afraid.
Db: Do you know any other Escorts that do then?
Me: Sorry, no.
Db: Do you know any dealers at all then?
Me: Not offhand, no.
Db: Ok, call you later.
Me: Sure you will..
![Angry >:(](https://saafe.info/main/Smileys/classic/angry.gif)