See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]

Author Topic: How do you handle the dirty talk?  (Read 7010 times)

Carla

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 401
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #15 on: 08 September 2009, 05:38:00 pm »
Ha! This makes me crrrrrrriiiiiiiinge. Fine if they want to do run through a blow by blow account of all of the exciting things they are about to do to me (and wow I am literally quivering with excitement. Not.) but it's when they then say "what do you want?" or "do you like that?" because I can never think of an answer for "what do you want" other than "get off and leave early?" and for the second question, all I can muster up the sexy thoughts to say is "mmm-hmmm" where as I think they are looking for a little more elaboration and an excitable "YEAH OOOOHH YEAH BIG BOY, GIVE IT TO ME"

Which sounds ridiculous unless you 32DD size 6 american cheerleader who has been accosted by her coach in the changing rooms. Oh no wait, that only happens IN PORNOS.
Logged

cindy

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 692
    • cindy4you
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #16 on: 09 September 2009, 01:06:09 am »
Haha! The question clients always seem to ask is,"Whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done?" Never fails to completely stump me. I have to try and think of something that would seem kinky to a "normal" person. Something unrelated to water sports, cross dressing, 3somes I would imagine. All in a days work! ::)
Logged
find out exactly how and why a man hoping to escort women for a living has more chance of plaiting fog, and better earning prospects on Jobseekers Allowance.

LondonEvie

  • Guest
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #17 on: 09 September 2009, 01:27:06 am »
Quote from: cindy on 09 September 2009, 01:06:09 am
"Whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done?"

' I once played cricket without shin guards.'   That would certainly be a stumping response ;)
Logged

EmilyJones

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3,005
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #18 on: 09 September 2009, 07:25:09 am »
Quote from: cindy on 09 September 2009, 01:06:09 am
"Whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done?"

This one always gets me, too! A few long seconds tick by and then I go, "Umm..." and then realize that I have not increased the sexiness of anything with my answer. I'm not very good at understanding the 'naughty' and 'illicit' aspects of sex, since I mainly just see it as an enjoyable but totally normal biological activity. A phrase which I'm pretty sure also does not add to sexiness. :P Even kinky stuff that I try and make up ends up sounding like it would if porn had a bored person doing a descriptive voice-over!
Logged
Disclosure: The other person behind yourescortsite.com

Anika Mae

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2,323
    • brighton escort
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #19 on: 09 September 2009, 10:21:05 am »
Quote from: cindy on 09 September 2009, 01:06:09 am
Haha! The question clients always seem to ask is,"Whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done?" Never fails to completely stump me. I have to try and think of something that would seem kinky to a "normal" person. Something unrelated to water sports, cross dressing, 3somes I would imagine. All in a days work! ::)

Oops. Was I not meant to be telling them about CBT?
Logged

Fallingstar

  • Guest
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #20 on: 11 September 2009, 08:32:14 am »
Just had to share this especially distressing incident that my good friend at my agency was confronted with yesterday.

She had a client in who had given his genitalia the lovely name of 'Fifi',she was informed that she had to call her own bits and pieces 'Fou fou'. She then had to endure a half hour of this man telling her his Fifi wanted to make friends with her Fou fou,did her Fou fou feel nice with his Fifi in it? etc etc.

Now the fact that she got through it without choking with laughter and going green is,i feel, a strong testimant to what a professional she is ;D
Logged

EmilyJones

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3,005
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #21 on: 11 September 2009, 08:54:54 am »
Argh!! I'm traumatised just hearing the story 3rd hand! :o
Logged
Disclosure: The other person behind yourescortsite.com

brandy@saafe

  • Guest
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #22 on: 11 September 2009, 02:45:10 pm »
Quote from: Colette on 11 September 2009, 08:32:14 am
Just had to share this especially distressing incident that my good friend at my agency was confronted with yesterday.

She had a client in who had given his genitalia the lovely name of 'Fifi',she was informed that she had to call her own bits and pieces 'Fou fou'. She then had to endure a half hour of this man telling her his Fifi wanted to make friends with her Fou fou,did her Fou fou feel nice with his Fifi in it? etc etc.

Now the fact that she got through it without choking with laughter and going green is,i feel, a strong testimant to what a professional she is ;D

At the very least, an Oscar nod. Fifi and Foufou indeed.
Logged

Anika Mae

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2,323
    • brighton escort
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #23 on: 11 September 2009, 02:53:24 pm »
You know, I think that's the kind of dirty talk I could pull off, because it's so far removed from anything sexy. I had to explain to a guy how I was going to eat and digest him once and it was a lot easier to improvise than you might think.
Logged

someone

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 15
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #24 on: 15 September 2009, 12:30:37 pm »
this is one of the reasons that i escort....if i'm gonna be treated like a slut/whore i want to actually BE one then when they start with the crude language and treating me like some lower lifeform, i dont mind, cuz i'm getting paid....woe is them if this was a 'real' relationship and they spoke or treated me like that tho!

i treat it as part of the 'game' of escorting life....its part and parcel it really is....it doesnt really bother me either as i kinda get off on it, it sets the tone, sets the tone of our 'roles'....its basically role play....

dont let it get to you, as you are not a blind date you are an escort to whom he's paid to act out his desires/fantasies...just play along and dont personalise it...

xxx
Logged

LondonEvie

  • Guest
Re: How do you handle the dirty talk?
« Reply #25 on: 17 September 2009, 09:21:49 am »


 It really does depend on the manner of the talk. Dirty and degrading are two different things, and I don't get much of either. Some of it is good if you're into it though. But when they want me to talk dirty it is usually easy to do.

The super sappy and/or ridiculous stuff (fifi and fou fou made my hoo-ha run away and hide  :-X) would be hard to do with a straight face.
Logged
Pages: 1 [2]
« previous next »