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Violette

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Re: January was good, Feb is poor, any thoughts on a "usual" March....
« Reply #15 on: 25 February 2009, 08:20:31 am »
Quote from: JoeyR on 25 February 2009, 12:26:53 am
Quote from: Carla on 23 February 2009, 08:38:20 pm
And then yesterday some bloke booked 2 hours, turned up, acted all jumpy when he came in, and then decided to "go and buy some vodka" at which point I saw him bolt up the road like an escaped racehorse, never to return. Sigh. February, I officially hate you. Roll on March!! xx

 :(  that is so mean. Why would he do something so stupid? And when he bolted like an escaped race horse, did he drive off...or RUN off?

I would of ran after him and beat his ass for wasting my time!  :D kidding y'all kidding
Thank god he didn't encounter me on a bad day! I might have jumped on his back like a deranged monkey and tried to brain him with my phone. Which has happened to some poor unfortunate sod who tried to rob me!
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Carla

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Re: January was good, Feb is poor, any thoughts on a "usual" March....
« Reply #16 on: 25 February 2009, 11:00:59 pm »
Ha ha! I did think "I bet you won't come back" when he made his vodka buying excuse, but I was in such shock at the sight of him literally running down the street, I just stood there open mouthed and forgot to chase him and beat him with a slipper.

All I bloody said was "hello, would you like a drink?"!!! Freak.
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LondonEvie

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Re: January was good, Feb is poor, any thoughts on a "usual" March....
« Reply #17 on: 25 February 2009, 11:37:32 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 25 February 2009, 11:00:59 pm
Ha ha! I did think "I bet you won't come back" when he made his vodka buying excuse, but I was in such shock at the sight of him literally running down the street, I just stood there open mouthed and forgot to chase him and beat him with a slipper.

All I bloody said was "hello, would you like a drink?"!!! Freak.

Slingshot perhaps?
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: January was good, Feb is poor, any thoughts on a "usual" March....
« Reply #18 on: 26 February 2009, 02:37:02 am »
Quote from: Carla on 25 February 2009, 11:00:59 pm
but I was in such shock at the sight of him literally running down the street, I just stood there open mouthed and forgot to chase him and beat him with a slipper.

Thats the thing about this job, shit happens so spontaneously sometimes that situtations just go right over your head! And if you're anything like me you spend alot of time over-analyzing crap and what you could have, should have, and would have done...
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: January was good, Feb is poor, any thoughts on a "usual" March....
« Reply #19 on: 20 March 2009, 03:43:04 am »
yes...so what IS a usual March? (I recognized there were 2 January-sucks threads)
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: January was good, Feb is poor, any thoughts on a "usual" March....
« Reply #20 on: 20 March 2009, 03:47:43 am »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 24 February 2009, 08:25:16 am
Whilst I had a good week last week, I definitely had my share of timewasters at the same time.
I had one email where somebody asked me "are you a transvestite", another phone call tell me that he wanted to facesit me and "put his bumhole over my nose so I couldn't breathe", and when I hung up on him he tried to call back!!

 :o  I must have missed this one, but I burst into laughter when I read it (not at you Brandy, at the ridiculousness of the question).
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