Am so shocked by the number of massage parlours in london - not in an offended way, but I never knew there were SOOO many!!

Am curious to know more info, if you can answer the qs below I'd be most grateful, I tried calling one but the person answering said 'erm, were full anyway love' then my phone froze and turned off - and its hard enough for me to get the 'willies' call up people in this biz anyway, and I am SO using it as an excuse to avoid it and just post a topic here lol

Anyway, here goes,

1. Just because a place isn't calling itself a 'sauna' does this mean the customer doesn't need to shower beforehand?
This is very important to me, and those of you who know about herpes being able to be contracted through sweat (low percentage of occurance but true)

2. Do ALL places require the customer to shower/don't mind?

3. Age limit available?
Mine would be the limit of 45, but am I prejudiced in thinking most men in kent who visit massage parlours WILL be over the age of 45? In london I am not so shure..especially www.liverpoolstreetbabes.co.uk/home.htm (liverpool street = stupid young business boys going in for a 'quickie'/laugh' with their mates)

4. Limits to services  available?
I understand this could vary from place to place...or not. But I am NOT up for rimming, its like OWO and just as dangerous for STIs/STDs! HOW can parlours offer such a risky service? kissing  is also too close for me and would turn me right off - especially if their teeth were stained from tea drinking/smoking! Being an independant escort, & being able to talk to your clients, THEN kissing them seems more okay to me...although I'm not shure I could be so upfront as to enquire about the nature of their teeth.. maybe asking about the 'MEDICAL NATURE' of their teeth lol.

---Hold on, infact, if anyone can answer just this ONE unrelated question I would be grateful, if your customer is a bad kisser, and totally turns you off, do you just push him down on the bed and get on top or what?..thats another question I have.. tips for being ontop - guys say they can never feel it! ----

5. I think thats all, I have read the information page about parlours already (http://www.saafe.info/testparlour.htm) so from there on forth, thats as much as I know about massage parlours minus the questions I just asked aswell


Thank-you for reading, thanks even more for replying!

Thanks so much Anika Mae xxxx

p.s. being ontop - OH so THATs what I was doing wrong XP
I was good at facing the other way while ontop while resting on my feet and hands on the bed, facing upwards, n bouncing up and down (lol), but I always moved my whole body instead of isolating my torso and hips when facing the guy so he never felt anything!

- Should have kept up with my belly-dancing class ;p

Have a look at some reviews of parlours, and you will see that ages go all the way up. If you decline clients on the basis of their age, you will not last long at most parlours - you saying 'no' because he's 46 will affect their reputation.

Some parlours (Sunni-T's springs to mind) have strict rules including no OWO, even if you'd personally happily do it. Other places will be open to you volunteering more, but it should always be volunteering.

As Anika Mae says, parlour work is typically menu dominated: if they've paid for X, and it's on the list of things you've said you'll do, you will be expected to do it, and if they haven't, you'll be expected not to do it.

This, combined with the rather full on experience of having potentially six or ten or more clients on a shift, means parlour work is not for everyone.

(Oh, and I've never had a problem feeling what's going on when a partner's been on top...)