So he wants to tie a bag over his head and for you to remove it at the appropriate signal. Hmmm, I just have this vision of you staring at this blue corpse waiting for the word to take it off 

Probably just a fantasist but I might be persuaded to enlarge my patio if it goes horribly wrong for a price 

Seriously though the guy sounds like an idiot. Just move on to the next client who hopefully will be a bit more up your street.

Lucy, just curious, are you getting these requests in the UK or in Ireland? If you are getting them in Ireland, please contact me as there are a few TW who are around the Dublin area, who always call up the new girls and ask for the most extreme things. One in particular wants you to tie a plastic bag over his head. A complete a total utter waste of space and time.

But on another note, serious Dom clients will not contact a novice in the scene for extreme services. They know better, and usually will want a professional experienced lady who knows what she is doing. Usually what you get is some poor fool who has seen a few you-porn videos and are turned on by the idea of a certain services, and decides this is the life for him, only to discover that being tied up, gagged and hung upside down like a side of beef and whipped to within an inch of his life is both traumatizing and painful. This happens ALOT in Ireland.

Oh lord don't get me started about the Irish client base! Entitled mama's boys the whole bloody lot of them, with a great tendency towards ablutophobia. But yes, a comparison of numbers is a great idea. I read E-I and saw that you took Quaterpoundher to task for being a pedantic twat, good on you.

To be honest Lucy, avoid Cork, if you think the clients in Dublin are hard work, the ones in Cork are even worse. The toughest client base in Ireland. Demanding, entitled, and just complete knob heads. Now of course there are some lovely gents among the detritus, but you will be so knackered for the other lot, you won't be able to appreciate them. It isn't uncommon in Cork to have 10 booked appointments and NOT one show up, or call to cancel!

Plus the fact you found Belfast safer during sectarian rioting, is saying something.

As to Quaterpoundher, try not to get too worked up about the whole scene over there, most serious clients don't even read the boards, they see a profile up and maybe read a review or two and go from there. Also, remember to place a daily ad on the Community Boards in the touring section, lots of clients only look there since there are no pictures and it is safer for them in some office or home settings.



Thank you for that Violette. I have sent you a pm.