Ok so my week started with abusive, threatening emails from a con artist. Annoying, upsetting, frustrating but I can deal with it.

Then today, new client shows up LATE with obvious herpes all over his dick! So i tell him he can have his money back and to leave cos I am not going anywhere near it (in a much nicer way than that). He then starts going on and on about how he is tested regularly and is clean and that the blister type things have been there for years, that its his 60th birthday today and blah blah sob sob. Still not going there! Then he offers me more money... still NOT GOING THERE! Then he tells me that he was recently released from a psychiatric facility. Great! What a perfect f'ing week. I return his money and tell him to leave or I'm calling my security. So he gets up to leave and as hes walking out he lunges at the drawer that I put the money in. Little does he know that as soon as the client gets in the shower I move it to another part of my apartment, so theres no money in there.

I ask him what the hell does he think he is doing, and he replies with "well you have wasted my time you stupid whore, so I deserve some compensation". I reply with " well you have wasted my time, so lets see, 400 for an hour and a half of my time cos you were late, minus 20 minutes of your time at approx 19 dollars per hour, how about we settle it by you giving me $390". He storms out at this, thank god, and leaves.

25 minutes later my next booking shows up and calls me from downstairs to let me know hes there. Whilst we are on the phone, psycho guy is yelling at him "if you are here to fu*k Laura, I wouldn't cos the stupid bitch gave me Herpes" over and over. Needless to say, next booking guy tells me he's leaving (a 4 hour booking too.. $1200!). Fair enough too. Who wants to stick around with a guy who should never have been released

So then I call the police and they came and took psycho guy away (after he assaulted one of them).

All in all a crap week.

Lost earnings due to a psychopath =$1450. He seemed so normal and nice on the phone too!

ARGH I am so over this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god Laura, I feel so bad for you If we all wish it really hard tonight then perhaps we will have some affect, and he'll wake up on Monday with his dick fallen off altogether.

25 minutes later my next booking shows up and calls me from downstairs to let me know hes there. Whilst we are on the phone, psycho guy is yelling at him "if you are here to fu*k Laura, I wouldn't cos the stupid bitch gave me Herpes" over and over.

What a horrorshow- Glad you didn't get hurt or anything and glad the nut got arrested. xxx

Well this week has so far been heaven, have seen or will see all my favourite clients. Its great that good weeks generally follow bad weeks! Plus have had heaps of praise and wonderful reviews so its definitely lifted my spirits!

Lets just hope next week is as great!