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Love.Sex.Dreams

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Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« on: 08 December 2019, 01:04:55 pm »
I feel like such a disgusting dweeb and I may have lost a good, discreet, fun regular.

So I just had a booking with this lovely regular and before he arrived I did an enema as he loves rimming. The toilet kinda got clogged (sorry it's disgusting) so it didn't flush all the way. He arrived early and I forgot to clean up the mess in the toilet. We did the first round(came quite quickly) and he went to shower and clean up. I then heard this retching sound and my heart sank, I rushed to the toilet but it was too late, he had seen the poo already and flushed it himself. I told him I was sorry he had to see all that sh*t. So embarrassing, the rest of the booking was so awkward and he failed to get hard again. He always does rimming on me and p*ssy-licking but he didn't bother going down there today.

What a flop, bet he's not coming back again. I want to punch myself. How can I feel better about myself?
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #1 on: 08 December 2019, 01:13:21 pm »
I feel your distress. I also do an enema on myself every morning after I have been to the loo. It is a ritual to then get out the bleach and cloth and clean the toilet completely. I even bend down and check under the rim where things can linger. It is my nightmare that a client sees something I would not want him to.

Time will heal your shame and so what if you have lost a client. Not the end of the world and I am sure you will at least have learned never to make that mistake again.

Go and treat yourself to some indulgence. Make yourself feel better if you can.
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ladyofthemansion

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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #2 on: 08 December 2019, 01:24:51 pm »
I just say “Sorry but the last guy asked to use the loo before he left and I forgot to check it”
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #3 on: 08 December 2019, 01:28:26 pm »
I hope and pray I haven’t made this error :/ at least I’ve never been told by a client or noticed any awkwardness from such. I don’t enema though!
I have however been left “presents” by horrid clients several times and then struggled to clean the room, and not to mention trying to get rid of the stench !
Seriously : we know clients are reading this now : HAVE SOME RESPECT FFS

Legit one time i opened the door to bathroom..... I had to just pack up and leave for the day, it was disgusting in there. Couldn’t do my after sex wee until I got home either.  :FF
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #4 on: 08 December 2019, 01:48:32 pm »
Am glad I have two toilets. One for 🚽 💦 and one for 🚽 💩. The clients are asked to go in the one whichever suits their needs. If the poo 💩 🚽 smells I blame previous client even when it’s me. 😂

Try seeing a client when on Orlistat  :o
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #5 on: 08 December 2019, 01:57:46 pm »
I once lost a client cos he saw this tiny little poo stain at the back of the bowl area. It was after the booking and he couldn't get out of my house fast enough. I wondered what the matter was until I went to the loo again.

I was clean! It was me he rimmed not the toilet!  :FF

Honestly, some men don't think we have any bodily functions at all. And how the hell did he know the dirty toilet was from me anway!  :FF
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #6 on: 08 December 2019, 02:15:18 pm »
Quote from: Gypsy on 08 December 2019, 01:57:46 pm
Honestly, some men don't think we have any bodily functions at all. And how the hell did he know the dirty toilet was from me anway!  :FF

Exactly. There's also the fact that a toilet is for poo - it's not as if it was sitting in a coffee cup or on his pillow, ffs. I'd have styled it out with the environmental excuse and tell him you only flush once a day to save water. He can do whatever he likes with his toilet.

Quote from: Love.Sex.Dreams on 08 December 2019, 01:04:55 pm
I then heard this retching sound

For a grown man, this is beyond pathetic. I suppose his comes out like little pink roses that smell of Chanel No 5?
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #7 on: 08 December 2019, 02:22:06 pm »
A retching sound? How pathetic.

I do not really get this he likes rimming strangers arses that advertise to many men but he squeamish of that.....i find that a bit of a over reaction.

Yes it is embarrassing you forgetting to flush but he sticks his tongue up womens arses where you can pick up all kinds of nasty bugs or even worms so i just do not get how he was trying to make you feel bad. I think a lot would have not mentioned nothing and just flushed it away.

I probably would have just said it was the previous clients poop and you thought he would have flushed it.
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #8 on: 08 December 2019, 05:15:00 pm »
He wants to be thankful that you went to all the trouble of having an enema for him as I certainly would not and I doubt they do the same for us. Most of my clients come for a prostate massage which I always wear gloves from and yes most times I feel a log up there but I just work around it lol I certainly would not start retching wtf do they think comes out of arses?

On another note, I once farted in a new clients face when he was going down on me, at the time I tried to style it out as much as i could but I was mortified. He tried to carry on but the smell got to him  ;D and he started retching over the side of the bed. He totally lost his hardon but this could have been down to me laughing  ;D

I didn't see him for a while and thought that was the end of that but he eventually turned into quite the regular. I even received an email off him a few years after I come back to England saying 'remember me... the one you farted on lol He was over for business and decided to look me up and booked me for a lovely dinner date and we had a good laugh about it. It was probably the fart in the face that made him remember me  ;Dx
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #9 on: 08 December 2019, 11:12:35 pm »
After reading thread really thankful I don't do anal.
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #10 on: 09 December 2019, 02:11:15 am »
I feel your pain, I did the same damn thing not 2 weeks ago!! Getting ready, got distracted & just damn well forgot to flush. He was only 30 minutes & not even that, a zip & go as I call them lol & didn't even go near the bathroom. I was appalled at myself when *I* went in after he left. Gak.

And all of this is exactly why I refuse to do rimming on the clients. And it absolutely amazes me how many just DIVE down to my ass & just Go. To. Town.

"Hey X? You're touching my brain, man. If you're checking for cavities, I've got a dentist, thanks!"

I will not touch an ass. Not with a finger a hand a tongue nope nope nope. Blech. I'm always super clean there but nooooooo. Ain't happening.
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #11 on: 09 December 2019, 05:20:11 am »
I'm just having my morning coffee and bickies, I now feel sick!  ;D
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #12 on: 09 December 2019, 07:37:32 pm »
Sorry but this it too funny not to see the humour in it.

I do coffee enemas for Liver cleansing but I do it at home. Although I forget to flush at work when I've had a wee.

I think you should chalk this up to payback time.

Even the queen shits, not to mention Prince Andrew, he must have the squits all over the place. at the moment.

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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #13 on: 09 December 2019, 10:04:43 pm »
Yes, this story is pretty funny but I am so sorry that this happened I know it can be embarrassing when things like that happen with clients. I had one recently at the end of my period and completely forgot to put in a sponge. When we were having sex in doggy the client looked down and saw nasty brown blood that looks like sh*t. We stopped and he asked me if I was okay and I played it off like I was surprised and kind of dodged it and it ultimately ended up being pretty stupid on my part LOL. He tried to book me again so I'm guessing it's all good and he understands that we have bodily functions. Just brushed it off thankfully.

I had another one where I was on my period and I forgot to flush the toilet when I took my tampon out and put in a sponge. The client used the bathroom and he flushed the toilet, he never said anything and to this day he still tries to book and has never brought it up!

Actually I think I do have one incident where the client brought an enema and we tried to do some type of intense anal and I think I got poo somewhere because I think I freaked him out and yeah, haven't seen him since. :|

It happens! Honestly, I know they can be grossed out but like if they were a real man I'm sure they would understand.
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Re: Has this happened to you? Forgot to flush
« Reply #14 on: 26 December 2019, 08:00:50 am »
   The first thing I always do, after I finish with each client is to wash my private parts in the bathroom,
 I also check that everything is in order before receiving a new client ...

    It is a moment of shame that has happened to you but it serves as experience to be more attentive in the
  future, it is a shame that you may have lost a good client because of this forgetfulness,
  but we always learn something, I am very sorry for that,
  but new customers will always arrive and surely it will not happen to
   you in the future ... We encourage you!!  :-*
 
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