Newbie81 your mad for 2 reasons, reason 1 being you should treat a client as a client and now he knows your earnings, your personal business, ie name and I very much doubt you admitted to tax man that your an escort so lying to tax about how you earn money is fraud and reason 2 he’s a bloody accountant so he’s got money and he also knows that your lying to the tax man so could grass you! Girls when will you ever learn?! Lol xx

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Newbie81 your mad for 2 reasons, reason 1 being you should treat a client as a client and now he knows your earnings, your personal business, ie name and I very much doubt you admitted to tax man that your an escort so lying to tax about how you earn money is fraud and reason 2 he’s a bloody accountant so he’s got money and he also knows that your lying to the tax man so could grass you! Girls when will you ever learn?! Lol xx

You're  making assumptions there, she never said anything about lying to taxman.  And just because he's an accountant doesn't mean he has money, like every twat who hunks hookers all drive fast cars and piss gold.

I personally don't mix business with business, if he's my accountant I am his client and he will never be mine, but each to their own.

I had a reg in Glasgow many years ago hand me an envelope with half cash half Asda vouchers.  I dragged his arse out of the shower and threw him out, but I kept the vouchers and gave them to a homeless man outside central train station.   

Non perishable gifts are taxable. 

I only accept cash and credit cards, anything else is laughed at.

Am I being really stupid here but I had no intention of lying to the taxman. I thought being an escort was legal. I put my condoms through my books as ppe ( personal protective equipment). Am I missing something.....am I meant to lie. I know society might not think much of me but honestly thought what I was doing was legal so I didn't have to lie. Oh dear. I only worked independently and until this place had no one to talk to......help. Am I going to jail 

It is totally legal to pay tax as an escort.  Please don't worry.

I always put 'Escort' on my tax returns.They aren't bothered what you say you do as long as you pay up and don't take the piss out of them.I do think it is risky though having an accountant do your books who is a client but if you also know his personal details such as his name and the accountancy firm he works at/or his self employed accountancy name then I guess it is quid pro quo to a degree.
I assume you have researched his credentials thoroughly like you would if you had been looking for an accountant yourself?

I once had a reg who was quitting the scene and came to me with hoards of expensive BDSM equipment prior to our session. He didn't specifically ask for a swap and he initially gave me the cash for our booking, but I liked what he had and knew the value, so told him I'll take X, Y and Z and give you an extra 30 mins. The Vue of the goods far exceeded my extra 30 mins so we both won.

I wouldn't accept gifts in place of cash for a booking though, no.

Newbie81 your mad for 2 reasons, reason 1 being you should treat a client as a client and now he knows your earnings, your personal business, ie name and I very much doubt you admitted to tax man that your an escort so lying to tax about how you earn money is fraud and reason 2 he’s a bloody accountant so he’s got money and he also knows that your lying to the tax man so could grass you! Girls when will you ever learn?! Lol xx

I'm not a girl I'm a grown woman and my accountant is very reputable and I met him in a work environment once .
Yes he knows my business and I know his it's a family run company and I know his address , business address/ offices it's family run for over 40 years , his wife and son work there as well , he does other escorts work too locally and I have no issue with that .

Plus it's simple so he gives me a good rate as I do most of the work myself