Haha. An awkward start indeed and weird. The worse was never being 100% sure right at the beginning whether he was just after freebies. So he would invite me to do completely non sexual activities together to prove he was legit.

But we laugh it off today. He's a joker so I think he's just trying to wind me up with the "i had no intention of paying you. I didnt even cum " line. Because he did have the cash in his pocket, in an envelope with my name on it.


My best and worse client ever haha. We're good though. The pbs we have now are mainly down to the fact that Im messy af and He's a neat freak.


Anyway. Just to say that it can happen. Although we're not married. Just an odd couple of 1 & 1/2 years.

  thats completely different if hes just winding you up I would probably say the same lol x

Yes, I saw it in black and white before, but you were the only one in the room with him..and it seems on some level you knew he was winding you up.  xx

 Yes. I guess so. 
Also id like to add that when I took the cash the next day, it wasnt exactly me stealing, i just had to wake up really early to go to the airport and I didnt want to wake him up. But he woke up to me emptying his jean pockets upside down and his phone went "PLONK " on the floor.  he was like, erm hello. What are you doing ?
I didnt want to leave empty handed.

But i did end up having to leave like a toothbrush and a ring because he didnt beleive me when I promised I'd be back on the condition that he took me to eat my favorite patisserie.


So there you have it. The whole story.

Awww that's rather sweet actually xx

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