Gawd, peeing stage fright... I'm the worst. I used to do alot of sailing and we'd always drink, lots. When it came to peeing I just couldn't, even with miles of ocean and no land in sight. It was agony! So on long races I'd tie a rope around myself for safety and then kind of edge into the water behind the boat and let rip. Absolute bliss! So I doubt I'd ever be able to perform watersports with a client lol