Well yes, that is the ideal woman I agree but I'd be worried in case it didn't turn out quite right at least if you buy something he will have chosen it so will like it. I have had my share of kitchen disasters like lifting out the roast chicken and dropping it on the floor (that was a mess) so I could offer something good but we might end up with vegetables and beans on toast..
I can cook a bit and I definitely only do real stuffing for poultry none of this paxo
and I prefer roux gravy having used the giblets
but in the company of a client I may not concentrate and have a disaster..
I'm also perfectly happy to have bangers and mash though
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Yes, I think ultimately I'd just say you need to leave, another booking/friend visiting/need to check out with my security as they will assume there is a problem.