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lexienight

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #30 on: 22 November 2008, 02:34:00 pm »
All round to Anika Mae's for sunday lunch then....
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brandy@saafe

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« Reply #31 on: 22 November 2008, 02:59:32 pm »
Omg. It's real too. I just clicked on the picture and it leads to a cook-book based on recipes using semen. Ohhhh-kayyyy! ???
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Anika Mae

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #32 on: 22 November 2008, 03:06:20 pm »
It's only print-on-demand, if that makes you feel better.
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brandy@saafe

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« Reply #33 on: 22 November 2008, 05:04:27 pm »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 22 November 2008, 03:06:20 pm
It's only print-on-demand, if that makes you feel better.

I can't say that it does,lol.
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Richard

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #34 on: 22 November 2008, 08:52:55 pm »
I saw this mentioned on someone's blog yesterday and, erm, ordered a copy.
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« Reply #35 on: 22 November 2008, 09:38:56 pm »
Quote from: Richard on 22 November 2008, 08:52:55 pm
I saw this mentioned on someone's blog yesterday and, erm, ordered a copy.

At least as a man you are less likely to run out of umm... key ingredients?
I can't see myself going to the neighbors, 'excuse me I'm baking a cake and have run out of an ingredient, Is your husband around? I need to borrow 1/4 cup of spunk for the frosting'

Actually I would love to see that scene play out.  ;D
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Anika Mae

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #36 on: 22 November 2008, 11:27:18 pm »
*knock knock*
"Oh, hello Mrs. Appleby. What can I do for you?"
"Well Billy, I was just baking a pie but here I'm missing two of my ingredients."
"M'am, you bake the best pies in town! What do you need?"
"I need two bananas and half a cup of semen. Do you think you might have those, Billy?"
*bow-chicka-bow-bow-wow*
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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #37 on: 22 November 2008, 11:50:24 pm »
hmmm make it tasty, I like.

... hang on a minute, doesn't heat destroy protein?

So cooking the semen would destroy the beneficial properties of it, so what's the point?  ???




only messing - what a gem, love it Anika!
 ;D ;D ;D
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UrbaneAspects

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« Reply #38 on: 23 November 2008, 01:37:19 am »
Oh my gosh how did I miss this one! HA! I read the article coments for that book and I dont know whether to be aroused or laugh or be disgusted or what! check out this comment...

PS: I just made all the kids a honey cum-slurpie with some rancid leftover sperm that my wife had forgotten to put in the fridge. They made a bit of a face because of the musty odor, but my father in-law, that old spanker, came to the rescue and quickly topped off the slurpies with some fresh strings of cock slime and now they all love it!

ewww...I couldnt imagine anything like that. Even if I had a boyfriend who I'd swallow him up...I wouldnt want him to cum in my food! and read this comment too...

am now using my time sitting at red lights to prep dinner by jerking myself off into a small container. I rub one out every time I go in and take a leak at work. I actually shot off a load waiting in the check out line at Wal-Mart, and I don't think I was the only one doing it in the line! When doing the laundry, I lay my member on the dryer,and the vibration just milks a little snack right out of me. I put a new bag in my vacuum cleaner, and I now suck the man juice right out!
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Anika Mae

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #39 on: 23 November 2008, 01:53:53 am »
Quote from: cassie on 22 November 2008, 11:50:24 pm
... hang on a minute, doesn't heat destroy protein?

So cooking the semen would destroy the beneficial properties of it, so what's the point?  ???

No, it just denatures it. Watch out, I'm a biologist!
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UrbaneAspects

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« Reply #40 on: 23 November 2008, 02:08:20 am »
heat causes it to clump together...similar to the way an egg yolk does when its boiled....either way, its gross  :P
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LondonEvie

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« Reply #41 on: 23 November 2008, 02:56:57 am »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 23 November 2008, 01:53:53 am
Quote from: cassie on 22 November 2008, 11:50:24 pm
... hang on a minute, doesn't heat destroy protein?

So cooking the semen would destroy the beneficial properties of it, so what's the point?  ???

No, it just denatures it. Watch out, I'm a biologist!

  The word denatured always makes me want a fried egg  :)
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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #42 on: 23 November 2008, 03:14:22 am »
Mhmm could just eat some egg and chips - soft yokes of course.

Anika - I stand corrected, lol, I should have known better. Still think denatured protein is not as beneficial as 'fresh'.

I've read a couple of the reviews on this book now and was in general amused, though the repeated mention of kids was starting to unsettle me and this bit stopped me in my tracks:

Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.

now there is bad taste and there is disgusting ...
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: For those who offer cum in mouth....
« Reply #43 on: 23 November 2008, 03:30:54 am »
I still cant get over the idea of cooking with cum...unbelievable!

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cecilia.chic

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« Reply #44 on: 23 November 2008, 03:38:08 am »
Cum is not only a culinary favourite...it's essential in any woman's anti-aging arsensal!!!

Years ago, I worked at a makeup counter and a woman (with really nice skin incidentally) told me she had been spreading her husband's cum on her face for years.  She kept it in the fridge and lathered up before lights out!

I like a good facial as much as anyone but I generally tissue it off before it gets that dried egg yolk feeling to it.  ;D
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