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Rosie-x

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Escort career alias excuses
« on: 15 May 2013, 09:09:14 am »
 ::)   So.... After recently resigning from my stable 9-5 job on the grounds that I was not born to do a 9-5 job and just wanted to get out there and do my own thing....

Family have been banging on about my current employment status and the fact I am not 'actively job seeking'.

I have a booking for Friday evening, it will be my first, and yes... It's a craigslist fella
UH OH DID I JUST SAY THE WORD CRAIGSLIST!!!!!!

Ha, alright I'm prepared for the worst with this booking and I will update afterwards even if it ends in humility.....


BUT... Girls what I need to know is who do YOU pretend to be around people who don't know you escort?! I'd rather it sounded professional and not just oh.. I work in a bar.... Because that would be much looked down upon by my snob family 'tehe oh the irony'  ;)

I need an excuse quick!

Rosie x
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Caledonia

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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #1 on: 15 May 2013, 09:22:20 am »
Market Researcher, Sales Rep, PA, Bar Work, Event  Work are a couple that have been mentioned previously.
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Sav

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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #2 on: 15 May 2013, 09:44:45 am »
There are many threads about this on the forum. Just type in " what do you tell" in the search button and they will all come up.

Good luck. Xx
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #3 on: 15 May 2013, 12:02:26 pm »
Quote from: Rosie-x on 15 May 2013, 09:09:14 am
::)   So.... After recently resigning from my stable 9-5 job on the grounds that I was not born to do a 9-5 job and just wanted to get out there and do my own thing....

Family have been banging on about my current employment status and the fact I am not 'actively job seeking'.

I have a booking for Friday evening, it will be my first, and yes... It's a craigslist fella
UH OH DID I JUST SAY THE WORD CRAIGSLIST!!!!!!

Ha, alright I'm prepared for the worst with this booking and I will update afterwards even if it ends in humility.....


BUT... Girls what I need to know is who do YOU pretend to be around people who don't know you escort?! I'd rather it sounded professional and not just oh.. I work in a bar.... Because that would be much looked down upon by my snob family 'tehe oh the irony'  ;)

I need an excuse quick!

Rosie x

If you think it's shameful to escort why do it? Having a family that would look down on you unless you lie to impress them sounds really sad :(
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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #4 on: 15 May 2013, 01:09:21 pm »
Quote from: Rosie-x on 15 May 2013, 09:09:14 am
BUT... Girls what I need to know is who do YOU pretend to be around people who don't know you escort?! I'd rather it sounded professional and not just oh.. I work in a bar.... Because that would be much looked down upon by my snob family 'tehe oh the irony'  ;)

I need an excuse quick!

How about Erection Management Consultant? Not a complete fib that too!  ;D
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lady c

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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #5 on: 15 May 2013, 01:23:57 pm »
corporate functions my family think i do witha friend that they don,t know and my immediate family think i do dinner dates and they know i say functions to everyone else as i don,t want questions.
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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #6 on: 22 May 2013, 05:52:16 pm »
I'd go with PA or EA, or some other type of consultant.
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MaddieMoo

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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #7 on: 22 May 2013, 06:22:06 pm »
I tell everyone I work for agency as a companion. Basically I tell them my work is the non-sexual stuff us escorts do e.g. dinner dates. I have a made up hourly rate that is much higher than my dinner date rate but is not as high as an actual excorting rate - so it comfortably explains how much I earn without it being prossie prices. I tell people a friend from uni does it and introduced me to the idea of it and I work at the same agency as her.
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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #8 on: 22 May 2013, 09:08:28 pm »
'I work in a pizzeria Im an insider I take orders on the phone'. - it used to be my real job but when I started escorting the story stayed the same. 'I work part-time I start 4pm and I finish late sometimes 1am as we have to clean the place'. 'Now I work only 20hrs but manager told me when I got used to everything and I proved to be trustworthy he will give me more hours, up to 70 if I want to.' :)
and dont forget to study the menu, the pizzas. when family ask you to take a pizza home you just buy one and thats it. I found this job suited escorting really well too :D

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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #9 on: 05 June 2013, 10:57:13 pm »
I work at very short notice in care homes over East Anglia, providing training and sometimes going in to do medication depending on the time of the day
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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #10 on: 06 June 2013, 07:14:15 am »
Im a beauty therapist, so I will be relying on that as my excuse, ill tell people im going to do a massage :-)
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Re: Escort career alias excuses
« Reply #11 on: 06 June 2013, 08:24:22 am »
I say I do online customer service for a friends company which also requires regular trips to London. If I have a booking at home then I just say Im going to a friends.
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