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lexienight

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #15 on: 04 March 2009, 01:14:04 am »
Quote from: Carla on 04 March 2009, 12:20:56 am
Oh this essay will never be finished with comedy banter like this distracting me!

I doubt this thread will ever be finished either.   with these eggstreamly lame jokes it could go on for a long time
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Lilly1230

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #16 on: 04 March 2009, 09:14:15 pm »
Personally, a fine gift like that should be accepted, in my humble opinion, with good grace otherwise you could end up with egg on your face.

Coat on, out the door.....
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Lilly1230

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #17 on: 04 March 2009, 09:15:21 pm »
Sorry, this is no yoke, I should be taking it more seriously...
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anonymoussw

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #18 on: 05 March 2009, 01:38:27 pm »
Hahaha
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If you can fill the unforgiving minute
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amy

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #19 on: 05 March 2009, 05:53:54 pm »
Bleedin' hell. I have just had a lovely newborn calf named after me by a very energetic dairy farmer I met last week. I suspected as much, but now I not only know for sure, but can prove I am indeed a cow ;D (although I do think it's quite sweet and am dying to see a picture). Any advance on livestock?
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anonymoussw

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #20 on: 05 March 2009, 07:40:48 pm »
Quote from: amy on 05 March 2009, 05:53:54 pm
Bleedin' hell. I have just had a lovely newborn calf named after me by a very energetic dairy farmer I met last week. I suspected as much, but now I not only know for sure, but can prove I am indeed a cow ;D (although I do think it's quite sweet and am dying to see a picture). Any advance on livestock?

I think I've just been trumped...
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If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

lexienight

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #21 on: 05 March 2009, 07:52:08 pm »
Quote from: amy on 05 March 2009, 05:53:54 pm
Bleedin' hell. I have just had a lovely newborn calf named after me by a very energetic dairy farmer I met last week. I suspected as much, but now I not only know for sure, but can prove I am indeed a cow ;D (although I do think it's quite sweet and am dying to see a picture). Any advance on livestock?

Ohh nice.  lets hope he turns up in a year or so with some steaks and a pound of beef burgers?
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amy

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #22 on: 05 March 2009, 07:56:26 pm »
Quote from: lexie on 05 March 2009, 07:52:08 pm
Quote from: amy on 05 March 2009, 05:53:54 pm
Bleedin' hell. I have just had a lovely newborn calf named after me by a very energetic dairy farmer I met last week. I suspected as much, but now I not only know for sure, but can prove I am indeed a cow ;D (although I do think it's quite sweet and am dying to see a picture). Any advance on livestock?

Ohh nice.  lets hope he turns up in a year or so with some steaks and a pound of beef burgers?

She's a girl cow, daft lass :). I'll barter for free milk and butter, mind - got to be worth an odd half hour?
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LondonEvie

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #23 on: 05 March 2009, 09:25:09 pm »
Quote from: amy on 05 March 2009, 07:56:26 pm
Quote from: lexie on 05 March 2009, 07:52:08 pm
Quote from: amy on 05 March 2009, 05:53:54 pm
Bleedin' hell. I have just had a lovely newborn calf named after me by a very energetic dairy farmer I met last week. I suspected as much, but now I not only know for sure, but can prove I am indeed a cow ;D (although I do think it's quite sweet and am dying to see a picture). Any advance on livestock?

Ohh nice.  lets hope he turns up in a year or so with some steaks and a pound of beef burgers?

She's a girl cow, daft lass :). I'll barter for free milk and butter, mind - got to be worth an odd half hour?

Where are the 'gettin the milk for free'  jokes!!
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lexienight

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #24 on: 05 March 2009, 09:27:08 pm »
Quote from: Evie on 05 March 2009, 09:25:09 pm
Where are the 'gettin the milk for free'  jokes!!

I cant.  it makes me think of lactating and im not going there
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LondonEvie

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« Reply #25 on: 05 March 2009, 09:29:20 pm »
Quote from: lexie on 05 March 2009, 09:27:08 pm
Quote from: Evie on 05 March 2009, 09:25:09 pm
Where are the 'gettin the milk for free'  jokes!!

I cant.  it makes me think of lactating and im not going there

And THAT makes me think of jokes about men lactating- If men could lactate there'd be drive by squirtings!
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Lilly1230

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #26 on: 06 March 2009, 07:56:58 pm »
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And THAT makes me think of jokes about men lactating- If men could lactate there'd be drive by squirtings!

That is the funniest thing I've heard all year!
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JessicaJ

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #27 on: 07 March 2009, 08:01:49 pm »
lol, mentioning egg,
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q_4mbCuV7QE/SMqdkh7-e9I/AAAAAAAADBA/DP2Hh7n-vME/s400/egg_jimmy_answer_me_please.jpg)
 ;D ;D ;D
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anonymoussw

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #28 on: 09 March 2009, 10:08:52 pm »
Hahahaha
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If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling
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