One, I'm saying that I would be paying the actual hourly rate the escort requested. I'm not some bad client who's going to ask for a handout. Two, the scope of my vocabulary is the least of my problems, thanks very much. Google is much quicker than me thumbing my way through a dictionary anyway. Three, I can see the issue (legally speaking) of an apprenticeship. I'm sure the mods are getting tired of newbies like me by now. I do want to add that I have been "lurking" on and off for a bit and I know the drill; I have been reading and searching for the answers to my questions, but was finding it a little tedious to put in a search inquiry for something I could ask and gauge the response for myself. Take it easy, people. I'm just an apparently clueless girl in over her head. Serves me right for asking the grizzled veterans of saafe.

"When we are working we want to be earning our hourly rate - normally 100 GBP upwards and when we are not we prefer to chill and get away from it."
I was directing that reply mostly to the poster who wrote this. Look, I am not trying to have someone baby me online on a forum like this. The posts that pointed out the legality of my proposal were helpful and much thanks to those of you who warned me about anyone taking money being shady. I just wanted to know if asking and paying an escort for her time and advice were so weird. I mean, not getting pounded by a potentially disrespectful guy for an hour when you're on the clock sounds like a pretty good deal. I think the world of sex workers so why is it that nobody wants to take money that I would like to give in return for some useful tricks of the trade? Now that the apprenticeship idea is out the window, I just want to speak with a real escort who will give me the no nonsense lowdown on her job, face to face. If you're spending so much time and money to run your business well, why can't I contribute to that? What was that saying? Nothing is free in this life.