Jif lemon is great advice! Who would have thought! Can also throw it at them too if they get nasty.
Would definitely temporarily blind someone.

I boil the hotel kettle just before my client comes up in the hope that it doesnt cooled down by the time it kicked off. Good luck explaining to the wife why there’s no skin left on their cock 

This is a great post, I love the idea of a jif lemon.

I want to invest in a rape alarm but where do you get them from (in the UK) and are there different types to choose from?

Iv never seen it but if I remember rightly I’m sure my mum used to binge watch it

It was the best and had potential to continue. It was based in Lumb Lane in Bradford.

I boil the hotel kettle just before my client comes up in the hope that it doesnt cooled down by the time it kicked off. Good luck explaining to the wife why there’s no skin left on their cock 

I really wouldn't fancy the risk of backlash from the boiling kettle! 

I really wouldn't fancy the risk of backlash from the boiling kettle! 

There would only be 2 scenarios that would make me resort to the kettle.

1) he’s already being violent and I’m struggling to fight him off

2) hes trying to rob me

The first would be worth the risk of a small splash back, the 2nd would be tipped straight over the back of his head when I told him my purse is under the bed (presuming that’s possible) either way if either me or my money is in danger someone is getting swilled

There would only be 2 scenarios that would make me resort to the kettle.

1) he’s already being violent and I’m struggling to fight him off

2) hes trying to rob me

The first would be worth the risk of a small splash back, the 2nd would be tipped straight over the back of his head when I told him my purse is under the bed (presuming that’s possible) either way if either me or my money is in danger someone is getting swilled

The backlash being from getting arrested/remanded in custody for pre meditated GBH, the splash back from boiling water/getting the hot kettle snatched off me, I wouldn't fancy either.

In the scenario of him being daft enough to rummage under the bed looking for the non existent money surely it would be a great opportunity to make a dash from the violent man?

In any event you never know how a situation is going to develop, there's usually no plan for an attack, but in close contact the best weapon is your own body, a swift tight grab to the balls, poke in the throat etc to give time to get away would be my thoughts, just remember not to put your finger in an attackers mouth though lol

The backlash being from getting arrested/remanded in custody for pre meditated GBH, the splash back from boiling water/getting the hot kettle snatched off me, I wouldn't fancy either.

In the scenario of him being daft enough to rummage under the bed looking for the non existent money surely it would be a great opportunity to make a dash from the violent man?

In any event you never know how a situation is going to develop, there's usually no plan for an attack, but in close contact the best weapon is your own body, a swift tight grab to the balls, poke in the throat etc to give time to get away would be my thoughts, just remember not to put your finger in an attackers mouth though lol

I would have already tried all the ball grabbing and throat poking.
If I picked that kettle up I would already have injuries, kettles boiled to make a cup of tea (what else for) I just grabbed in self defence. No premeditated GBH charge for me. If I wanted a criminal record I wouldn’t be fannying around with a shitty kettle that only fits a cups worth in.

Il say again the kettle is a last resort for me. It’s not a case of ‘do you do owo?’ WHOOOSH. As much as I’d love to sometimes.

Another good little weapon is a wooden spoon, ever been cracked with one of them? Wow the pain is something else!